Conversation: Osama vs Batman

Riddler and the Joker are now passé – superhero Batman now has a new enemy. In his latest comic which has already hit the stands he takes on the World’s most dreaded terrorist – Osama bin Laden. Al Qaeda attacks Batman’s Gotham city, which is then rescued by the caped crusader. Here is a conversation Batman and Osama had in the Batmobile, after the latter was arrested.

Osama: Why did you have to arrest me?

Batman: If I didn’t, Superman would have and I didn’t want DC Comics to make all the money.

Osama: So it is all about money.

Batman: Of course yes. Why do you ask?

Osama: I am surprised. I never killed for money.

Batman: I am not surprised. Different people have different passion.

Osama: What do you mean?

Batman: Take George Bush for example. Why do you think he has blood on his hands?

Osama: Why?

Batman: No wonder you got arrested. It is for ‘oil’ you dumbo.

Osama: What will he do with all the oil?

Batman: Like Gotham city, everything in America also runs on oil and Bush just wants to make sure that his country has enough till they can tap Nuclear energy.

Osama: Why doesn’t he just buy all the oil? America is rich…aren’t they?

Batman: That’s what you think. On Valentine’s day this year, America’s total debt was $ 8,209,586,113,365.

Osama: You must be kidding.

Batman: I am not. In the jail, once you get Internet facility, try out this website: http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov

Osama: Will do. Are you telling me that Bush’s America is actually an imperialist country?

Batman: You could be right.

Osama: I am confused. If all you have said is true…why have I been arrested? Isn’t Bush a bigger terrorist than I am?

Batman: Can’t comment. My Batmoile is bugged and my phone is being tapped. Bush’s orders you see.

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