Ashish Nehra Jokes Special

- Loving someone who does not love you is like batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls. You know its impossible….but you still have a small hope that will bowl the last over

- Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra…
Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra…
Jo, jeeti hui match hara de, wo hai Ashish Nehra…

- Dabangg’s dialogue re-said by DHONI: “Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nahi lagta saahab Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai.”

- Indian fans to Team Pakistan: Doodh mangoge….chalo de denge…khud bana lena kheer. World cup mangoge…de denge Nehra…sir khujaate rehna phir…

- Ab to har ghadi ye dil darega
Ab to har ghadi ye dil darega
Kya Pakistan k against last over Nehra karega?

- Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabzi le aao.
Dhoni: Par Ma me kal match haar gaye na , to log bahut gusse me hain!
Maa: Meri sari pehenkar jao, koi nahi pehchanega Market mein

One Gal: “hi dhoni” !

“Kaise pehchana Gal?”
“Abe mein Nehra!”

- The good thing when Nehra is bowling is that he’s not fielding… the bad thing when he is bowling is he is bowling!

- Behind every successful batsman is Kamran Akmal. But in front of them is Ashish Nehra!

- Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks. Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don’t I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Have I put on weight at the wrong places? Does my make up repel him these days. Is he upset with my nagging? Why?
Husband thinks: Why in the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra!





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  1. max says:

    tumhara baap haii nehraa…………………….. bakwasss kam kar lo salooo fad k rakh dega tumheee……………………………….. apnii ookaaat me rhekar bola karo

  2. jaggu says:

    jake nehra ka 6-23 england ke againist dekho tab tumhe nehra kitna acha bowler he.wo zaheer khan ka baap hai

  3. suman aswal says:

    ur mother must be gone with nehra……….

    dont you have shame mr??

  4. Jammy's mother from nehra's bed says:

    god dammit !! you got it right suman !!!!!

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