Joke 1: Facebook buys Whatsapp for $19 billion when they could have downloaded it for free!
Joke 2: Zuckerberg, if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may I suggest IRCTC. – Ramesh Srivats
Joke 3: One says Facebook bought Whatsapp for $19 Bn another says it was for $16 Bn. You reckon $3 Bn are hidden in their privacy settings? – @anushayadav
Joke 4: With Facebook taking over WhatsApp you can expect ads, pokes, spam Candy Crush Saga requests and bitstrips. Now then, where’s WeChat… – @scaryhairyman
Joke 5: People know many things. Mark Zuckerberg only two: Everything you say And everything you do – @fokkesukke
Joke 6: Facebook is buying everything where people pass time. Guess they’d buy the parliament next. – Faking News
Joke 7: Facebook Now Officially Owns Everything That Drains Out Our Phone’s Battery. – @SirJadeja
Joke 8: Buying WhatsApp: $16B Additional stock for employees: $3B Getting to evesdrop on 450 million people’s private conversations: priceless. – @aral
Joke 9: Facebook acquires Whatsapp. Now your messages will only reach 5% of your friends and you’ll have to pay to promote them to the rest. – @amreekandesi
Joke 10: Mark Zuckerberg’s one year Whatsapp subscription expired so he bought it – @SirJadeja
Joke 11: Dear Mark Zuckerberg, You own Facebook, Instagram and now Whatsapp. Basically, you have more information than NSA, RAW & ISI combined. – @KapilLaughs
Joke 12: Status of Mark: Can’t talk, WhatsApp only
Joke 13: Facebook buying Whatsapp: Is a deadly combination of ‘Seen on’ and ‘last seen at’!
Joke 14: Yes, we all know Facebook acquired WhatsApp this morning. Now wait for:
“Last seen at 11:30 pm with 47 other people in Goa having this amazing beer and here are 78 other photographs as proof” – Piyush Khandelwal
Joke 15: 2034: Facebook acquires Earth and you are a slave. – Shakti Prasad Biswal
More incoming:
Funny one: Mark Zuckerberg only needs to buy Twitter next year…he can be the king of WTF. – TK Srinivas
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