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"What If" Series
- The Mythology nobody wanted you to know - (22)
- My time with Mumbai Underworld - (6)
- Conversations by Dr Manmohan Singh, Prime Minister of India - (19)
- Thinking about my funeral - (23)
- Email exchanges between five consenting, cheating adults - (26)
- When I got kidnapped - (19)
- On why I had to leave Silicon Valley - (17)
- When I became a cockroach - (21)
- What if we didn’t have ears? - (2)
- When I was a famous jockey - (2)
Asides
- Types of Friends - (2)
- Bar stools are like Super Models - (1)
Blogging
- Ouchmytoe on Google search result pages - (5)
- Want to be linked from Ouchmytoe.com? - (10)
- I am looking for blog ideas…please help! - (15)
- Tackling the writer’s block, and almost winning - (6)
- Gift a Laugh – Tell your friend about Ouchmytoe - (13)
- Being a celebrity is difficult… - (14)
- Select your favourite logo for Ouchmytoe.com - (12)
- Speaking at Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore - (8)
- Jammy, you stole my sleep - (14)
- Funny wallpaper for download - (20)
Cartoons
- Cartoon: How to Become a Famous Blogger - (4)
- Speech Bubble Contest – Vote for the winner - (11)
- Can you put words into my mouth? - (45)
- Smart Criminals - (1)
- Crime Management - (2)
- The White House Intern - (4)
- Tipping the Scales - (0)
- Sucker Punch - (3)
- Vision Statement - (0)
- Penta Associates Beware! - (0)
Current Affairs
- Seinfeld gave Zuckerberg the Facebook idea - (1)
- Rising fuel prices and how it impacts all of us - (8)
- How I tried to stop riots in England - (8)
- Standard’s Poor in United States - (3)
- Spoof: Obama’s speech announcing Osama bin Laden’s death - (1)
- Jokes on Kate Middleton & Prince Williams’ Royal wedding - (0)
- Poonam Pandey Stripping Jokes - (5)
- Ashish Nehra Jokes Special - (4)
- India vs Pakistan Cricket match - (7)
- Standing Ovulation for Liz Taylor - (1)
Featured
Flirting
- Picking up women: Evolution over the years - (5)
- Working out made easy for novices - (5)
- Attracting women like houseflies to horseshit - (7)
- On nasty break ups & divorces - (1)
- Happy Valentine`s day, dear teacher - (12)
- Blog reader gets her fifth Happy Birthday post - (5)
- Celebrating my birthday in style - (28)
- Fourth free birthday gift - (17)
- Complimenting & complicating your life - (14)
- A phone conversation with my girlfriend - (28)
Growing Up
- Why my toilet finds a mention in my prayer - (9)
- Working on my music sense - (2)
- The British Empire - (3)
- The initial days of my schooling - (6)
- The beauty of hand me downs - (12)
- Drinking no longer a sought after pastime - (5)
- Fashion is everything - (5)
- They didn’t give me any credit for 3 Idiots - (24)
Husband
- I get my first pet – after 35 years - (12)
- Buying a house is like having sex - (26)
- Golden rule of marriage remains unbroken - (17)
- Being a born-again bachelor is fun & funny - (20)
- Group dynamics in a married man’s house - (39)
- Dry fish, deep fried - (15)
- Now Rekha and I fight for different reasons - (22)
- How Indian wives take their husbands for a ride - (18)
- Baby Daughter’s Birth – Day one - (22)
- Communicating a baby’s birth to the World - (27)
Jammy's Favs
Lateral Thinking
- Wierd ideas for Smartphone Apps - (3)
- Cartridges, Razors & Love Marriages - (6)
- Lateral Thinking – 5 - (10)
- A business proposal for Ouchmytoe readers - (5)
- Flirt with controversy but never marry her - (6)
- Self made PJs - (10)
- Lateral Thinking – 4 - (16)
- Lateral Thinking – 3 - (23)
- Lateral Thinking – 2 - (30)
- How to create your own jokes - (100)
Life in North India
- My experience with Singles Bars - (6)
- The Rajans go out on a picnic with friends - (8)
- Types of people you see inside elevators/lifts - (8)
- North Indian winter – bitter times - (11)
- And the rainy season begins - (10)
- Thank you God for helping us survive winter - (20)
- Another humor writer launches a book - (13)
- When the Rajasthan Govt gifted me a camel - (13)
- Today is my 33rd happy birthday - (40)
- Shopping carts can be dangerous - (8)
Men
- Why don’t the men start fighting for their rights? - (4)
- Becoming a criminal - (1)
- Character certificates from Facebook - (23)
- I get my first pet – after 35 years - (12)
- The British Empire - (3)
- Fart Football - (1)
- Working out made easy for novices - (5)
- Did I make a Grilled Vegetable Sandwich? - (9)
- Blog reader gets her fifth Happy Birthday post - (5)
- Nuclear bombs, Indian Ocean and secret agents - (17)
Movies
- One week in North India – some observations - (19)
- Sorry for the interruption - (1)
- Conversation: Osama vs Batman - (5)
- Salman Khan arrested - (0)
- Malayalam movies – reality show - (1)
- I watched Mughal-e-Azam - (1)
- Roman Holiday is an amazing movie… - (0)
- Saw the movie Raghu Romeo - (0)
- Scene Connery - (0)
- Getting to know sex - (5)
My Family & In-Laws
- A tribute to my father in law - (2)
- When my father walked… - (26)
- Addictions in our family - (9)
- Doing for my daughter what my father did for me - (23)
- Lesson on how to play sister vs sister - (3)
- Regional unrest in my house - (4)
- You marry Mother in Laws - (7)
- Waking up early and related sub-plots - (13)
- Taj Mahal – the untold story - (14)
- Mobiles – still an enigma for most - (21)
Office
- Funny Job SMS I got - (1)
- From Chat Archives: discussing my raise with my ex-boss - (2)
- Survival tips – both for employee & employer - (7)
- When I got kidnapped - (19)
- Jammy appears on NDTV 24×7, woos the World - (10)
- My farewell mail while leaving Yahoo - (14)
- My trip to South Africa – Part 2 - (7)
- My trip to South Africa – Part 1 - (17)
- Meet you in Cape Town, South Africa - (19)
- My first suit and why I feel guilty - (22)
On my Daughter
- Learning languages in school - (4)
- Rhea sings & performs on her keyboard - (1)
- Rhea teaches us all on how to save Earth - (2)
- Rhea performs magic and wows all - (0)
- Celebrating birthdays - (3)
- Rhea as a flower - (0)
- Rhea’s dance drama called ‘Jungle Mangal’ - (1)
- Rhea performs a drum & sing routine - (0)
- Rhea plays with her caterpillar - (0)
- Doing for my daughter what my father did for me - (23)
On my Wife
- Making love or making excuses? - (9)
- My wife’s ‘opinion of me’ creates trouble - (8)
- Poem: On how Rekha & I got married - (13)
- Celebrating birthdays - (3)
- Art for art’s sake - (4)
- Valentine’s Day – the day is here again! - (1)
- My wife forces me to lie, when I am lying down - (7)
- eMail conversation between husband and wife - (11)
- On nasty break ups & divorces - (1)
- When God asked me to marry again - (11)
Podcasts
- My good deed for the day - (0)
- Oh my God - (0)
- Podcast: Today’s News Headlines - (1)
- Jammy’s Talk show - (0)
- Jammy’s Talk Show: My first Podcast - (0)
- Jammy’s Talk Show… - (0)
Poetry
- Wondering …. - (5)
- An Ode to Facebook - (4)
- Poem: No Longer Innocent - (12)
Pregnancy Diary
- Rekha is no longer my better half! - (29)
- Tackling Sympathetic Obesity Syndrome - (13)
- Rekha and I are proud parents - (71)
- Communicating a baby’s birth to the World - (27)
- Come to me baby! - (17)
- Different strokes for different folks - (14)
- Oh! Morse Code again! - (7)
- The baby-mother bonding - (33)
- Some of the anniversaries I have to remember - (25)
- The initial months of pregnancy - (40)
Quotes
- Funny quotes on animals - (6)
- Pocket money - (0)
- Skype - (0)
- On Virginity - (2)
- Good Friday - (0)
- Working alone - (0)
- Two and a half men - (0)
- Fastest cricket centuries - (0)
- Pakistan vs West Indies – World Cup Quarter Final - (1)
- Buttocks - (0)
Sex
- I thought Clitoris was a Greek God - (6)
- My wife forces me to lie, when I am lying down - (7)
- Story of how I ended up starting a porn website - (18)
- Buying a house is like having sex - (26)
- How to manipulate a man - (19)
- Making Love vs Having Sex - (16)
- Some timeless jokes - (5)
- Jammy’s sex life exposed! - (19)
- One month overdue! - (5)
- Where is the Submit (to sex) button? - (4)
Showcase
Stories for Kids
Travel
- Exciting things happen when I travel - (8)
- Rekha and I decide on a vacation spot - (1)
- Traveling to Manipal & delivering at TEDx - (6)
- Anatomy of a train journey - (11)
- Dear foreigner, here is a guide to India - (39)
- My trip to South Africa – Part 2 - (7)
- My trip to South Africa – Part 1 - (17)
- Meet you in Cape Town, South Africa - (19)
- Packing ….only to unpack - (6)
- Flashback: My days in London - (11)
Uncategorized
- Mission Quit Facebook Addiction - (11)
- Subscribe to Ouchmytoe.com - (0)
- A member of our Facebook community yet? - (0)
- Jai sees Basanthi while taking bath - (1)
- This is how Rekha gives Rhea her dinner - (0)
- Wanted: Lady Gym Instructor - (5)
- Jammy’s stand up comedy on Corporate Life - (2)
- Rhea dresses up as a Punjabi girl - (2)
- Rhea gets mehendi done - (2)
- I am looking for a ‘birthday’ partner - (50)
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