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Monthly Archives: June 2004

Oxymoronic life that we live in…

30-Jun-04

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!Ever been in a fine mess?
Ever been absolutely unsure of the happenings around you?
Ever been left alone in a crowd?
Ever had a stroke of bad luck?
Ever […]

On why I hate photo albums…

24-Jun-04

Ablums…no.. albums. Yeah, albums. I hate albums. Especially if they do not belong to me.
I hate them so much, that I have even stopped visiting my friends and relatives. Here is what happened when I last visited a friend’s place.

It all started because Prakash, my friend wanted to take a bath before we went for […]

Am I a lesbian?

23-Jun-04

Yesterday I read review of the Hindi movie Girlfriend. It is about two girls, who like each other and eventually develop sexual attraction towards each other. A prominent word used in the review was `lesbian`.
Being the innocent man, that everybody knows me to be, I went out looking for what the word meant. I asked […]

Farting…the fading art

22-Jun-04

I would never know how many guys will hate me for this. Neither would I know, how many girls will pretend to hate me for doing a piece on the art of farting.
It is only today that the Gauris and Prithvis sent up by India and Pakistan are making all the noise. But it has […]

Smelling like an onion

21-Jun-04

Somehow I do not have a liking for foreign products. They are made to suit the conditions out there.
The latest product that has disappointed me (and as a result will see a significant drop in sales) is this so-so foreign deodorant that I bought. Entices the girls all right, but by noon I start smelling […]

Now they are my favourite four lines too..

19-Jun-04

While it is a known fact to my friends that I would have preferred a short life in the Indian army than a long life out of it, not many know my favourite four lines. Well, these lines became my favs…only after Nameet told me. Nameet is a good friend of mine from Bangalore.
And […]

Ten things I want to do…

17-Jun-04

This is a borrowed idea. Mr Mohan, a colleague and a friend mentioned that I should write about the ten things I want to do before I breathe my last. And here we go –
1) I want to pair-a-jump with my girl, and when there are a few kilometers to go, I want to […]

I have a new mail account!

16-Jun-04

My hats off to Google’s G-mail. Incase you are interested, you could mail me at jv.rajan@gmail.com
I am somehow appreciative of the way Google works. Their philosophy seems to have two prominent phrases
1) Keep it simple
2) Surprise the suckers
While the `keep it simple` bit is for users like you and me. The ‘surprise the suckers’ bit […]