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Monthly Archives: February 2005

Sulekha-Penguin ‘India Smiles’ contest

28-Feb-05

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!Like hundreds, I have also submitted my story for the Sulekha-Penguin ‘India Smiles’ contest.
It is a unique contest aimed at promoting humor writing. One of my […]

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My small family and the Oscars

28-Feb-05

If I were an actor, I would have won an Oscar by now. I mean, I am all of 24-years old…but I am sure, I would have won it.
Damn it. It is easy. All I would need to know is…thank people. Those that signed me for the movie and those that helped me through my […]

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Improve Your Blog!

26-Feb-05

This website will help you see how good a blog/website you have.

Yuvraj over Kaif - Do you know why Ganguly is biased?

Visit this page, give your name…and type in your url in the slot provided for the same…and submit.
In a few seconds, a status report on your Blog/webpage will be displayed. The good thing is, […]

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Answer this question and walk away with prizes!

25-Feb-05

Please don’t leave the answer in the Comments Box. You don’t want others to know the answer and walk away with the prize…or do you? Shucks…in that case how would you convey to me that you know the answer? And that throws at us another question…what if everybody says they know the answer but can’t […]

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On why I am against helmets

25-Feb-05

Of late I have been noticing a lot of promotions favoring helmets. There are advertisements shouting out one-liners like –
“Respect your brain. Wear a helmet.”
(What about the brainless? Or for that matter…what about the brain dead?)
“Your head is no coconut. Wear a helmet.”
(Oh My God…what a discovery! And we thought we could make coconut chutney […]

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Some of my favourite quotes on the institution called Marriage

24-Feb-05

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
– Albert Einstein
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
– Woody Allen
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin
The […]

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News! News! News!

23-Feb-05

If I go to Google, and search for ‘Funny’ among the web pages in India…this Blog gets thrown up third. Wow. Quite an achievement for this small man (read 165 cms).
For proof that this is not the funniest Blog in India, Click Here

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My eyesight….my problems

23-Feb-05

On my Income Tax form it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom Lehrer, lecturing in “The Nature of Math”, 4/4/90
After seeing the movie Black, I have realized that our senses are really important. And among all, the ability to see is the […]

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