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Monthly Archives: June 2005

Women & Tree

30-Jun-05

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!I have a thing for both women and trees. You probably wonder why…but I think both are somehow related. I am still working on my experiments…hence […]

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Funny one-liners

29-Jun-05

(I promise these are not mine)
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
Where did the farmer take the pigs […]

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Memory…

28-Jun-05

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown
Memory is a bad thing. Especially in relationships that involve a gentleman and a lady. Believe me. Or get married and find out for yourself.
July 5th is her Rekha’s birthday…and I have never been able to remember it. In the days of our […]

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Nurses….

26-Jun-05

Nurses hold a special place in my heart. Why shouldn’t they? Afterall, 95% of the nurses I have come across are from Kerala …and that is my wife’s place.
I am not sure if it is the same in North India, but down South it is the Keralites who hold sway as Nurses. Wonder why Keralites […]

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Want to get into Corporate Communications?

26-Jun-05

I have put in my papers at AIG System Solutions. And will be moving to Satyam Computers by the first half of July. Naturally, we are looking out for a capable, creative and competitive person (wow…that did sound good) to replace me as the Corporate Communications guy here.
It is a swell job.
Advantages
- Being the […]

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Spectator sportsman….

25-Jun-05

Jawahar Lal Nehru said in sports participation was more important than winning. I beg to differ. Watching sports is more important than participating. Ask anybody who stays in the CAS-affected Chennai and I am sure you will see many heads nod.
Some of you may place the blame on me being a mere spectator on my […]

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Two things that are never bought at the same time

23-Jun-05

While I was sitting in the hospital (outside the ICU), I noticed an old man take small steps. He was leaning on his walking stick.
I know there is nothing funny in an old man using a walking stick. But his Fila shoes were funny. He was wearing a Fila Racer 6 – a top of […]

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My visit to the hospital

23-Jun-05

My sincere apologies for being such a late comer. But the visit did not quite go the way I had anticipated. Spent most of my time in the hospital …my father had to undergo surgery. He is still in the hospital, and request you pray for his health.
While at it, let us not forget that […]

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