If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!I am going to Madurai this weekend - Rekha and I are leaving to Madurai tonight.
If you happen to be at the Egmore station today between 8-9.30 p.m. and are looking for some tense moments come and meet me. I would be easy to tell…I would be pulling along a bag as tall as I am and would be chasing a …

Did you know NASA has decided to send me to the moon? I know you probably wonder why NASA would want to do that ….well, they sent a monkey in the 70s…didn’t they?
And anyways, there aren’t too many honest men with nothing to lose, and with a heart that beats for the others. Just that in my case, NASA doesn’t know that my heart beats for that Gayathri, who lives down the lane.
To cut the long story short, a month back NASA was in India scouting for its ‘Piss on …

Monkeys have great intelligence. You would be surprised to know that some of them are more intelligent that us. Have a look at some of the monkeys that are not only more intelligent than you…but are also more famous.
And if you search for my picture in that page….I am sorry you would be disappointed…I am no monkey. I am a pig. As for you highness….I am not so sure…try having a look at the mirror.
Now, how about leaving a caption in the comment box?
Caption Update
Guys who have not gone through …

I am not much of a music guy. Guess, I am not civilized…and cultured. I am not happening.
For me ‘Rolling Stones’ are nothing but stones that gather no moss. ‘Beatles’ are insects to be squished. ‘Beach Boys’ are the ones that sell peanuts on the beach…thus disturbing Rekha and me during our quality time together. ‘RadioHead’ for me is the small antenna atop my transistor. ‘Bob Dylan’ and ‘Bob Marley’ are two varieties of beer made from Barley.
‘Pink Floyd’ is something pink that makes a lot of noise. ‘U2’ and …

(This is definately not my own….but worth sharing.)
One can say that Indian Govt is like a condom because it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

Here are some of the sentences that I can never forget. Some I can never understand. Here I have listed both the type of sentences.
Sentences that I have never understood…
May the Lord rest in peas.
(Why should the Lord rest in peas? Is that his favorite food? If that is true…how come my boss hates peas?)
War and piece.
(Heard it is a classic by Leo Tolstoy. Never read it though…)
Seas the opportunity.
(Opportunity it seems is a well-oiled-stone statue with no clothes, but a tuft of hair on his forehead…. opportunity comes only …

Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
- Carl Friedrich Gauss
And I pity the King. Blame it on my not-so-good mathematical experience. To sum it up, I just hate mathematics. So much so, when I last changed my job they asked me, “So how much do you expect?” I said: “I am fine with anything as long as I don’t have to count and spend my money.”
For long I had thought Srinivasa Ramanujam was a vocalist. He somehow had that ring to his name. And I guess, that is why I …

I read Kiruba’s ‘How to increase your Blog Traffic’…pretty neat stuff. He should know, for he is the top Blogger according to BlogStreet. He is a good friend of mine…at least he was when I began writing this post.
Here is what I (notice that I is in Bold) think will get you more traffic –
Put Up Your Picture
If you happen to be as handsome as I am, you should put up your photograph on the Blog. Suggest you take the picture from the best angle. Not from where your huge …