If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!We have arrived in life. Rekha and I are now proud owners of a treadmill.
On Friday evening I had washed my running shoes and left them for drying.
The treadmill was bought on 8th Oct (Saturday) and was delivered home at 2.30 p.m.. Since my running shoes were still wet I had to wear my black-leather shoes to jog on the treadmill. …

Libra (September 23 - October 23)
This is the time for buying books and getting more education. Working-men will show a keen interest in current education. Especially the book titled ‘Laws of Electricity’. As for the ladies…don’t worry you will continue to show interest in another book – your honey’s cheque book. You probably wonder what’s the connection between a balance (the symbol for Libra) and books….well…haven’t you read Rohinton Mistry’s novel titled ‘A Fine Balance’.
Scorpio (October 24 - November 21)
Scorpios brace up for tough times. You will be paying for …

This astrologer friend of mine used to write weekly horoscopes. For reasons unknown to the junta he has now stopped.
Like anything else associated with me, the below given weekly predictions have no rhyme or reason. They will ‘definitely’ come true…so take it with a pinch of salt.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
The week will be good. I mean, what better way to lose the battle than lose it at home. If you want to land in office safe and sound, buy your wife that expensive fire extinguisher she has always …

Found some interesting quotes on “Names”. Yes, names. Here they are –
Mr Ball? How very singular.
- Tomas Beecham
Some people have difficulty deciding on the name for their new-born baby. Some have rich relatives.
- Don McElroy
The batsman’s Holding the bowler’s Willey.
- Brian Johnson
[The commentator was trying to explain that Holding was batting and Willey was bowling]
And here is a conversation overheard –
Character One: Surely you can’t be serious?
Character Two: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Have you ever had a boss who works out of another city? Or have you interacted with a client living across seven seas? If yes, chances are you have attended conference calls.
Don’t ask me why they are also known as con-calls….
In my earlier job (with so many bloggers asked to leave by their companies, can I talk of my present company?!) I once had to attend a con call. The boss was in Secunderabad and wanted me to start work on a website building project immediately.
The call was scheduled for …

Girls always put on weight after marriage. Men lose flab if they take lunch to office…or gain weight if they eat out during lunch breaks.
The issue compounds when both the husband and wife work in IT companies where, even if one doesn’t have work one is forced to hang on till 7 p.m. and leave after the boss’s car rolls out of the entrance.
With 8-30 a.m.-8 p.m. out-of-home schedules it becomes difficult to take time out for the other partner…leave alone for yourself. For example, it has been 97 days …