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[Warning: This is a long and boring article and requires holding of your nose at times.]
I know this is a touchy subject and we find it obnoxious to talk of our toilet habits. But let us do it today!
Indians have always mingled with nature to answer nature’s call. It seems Sher Shah Suri had one section of his courtyard dedicated only to relieve himself. King Chandra Gupta Maurya always had one assistant stand close with a copper utensil full of water…even as two of his security men stood on two …

This is a joke my father once told me.
It seems Winston Churchill was visiting India and Jawahar Lal Nehru took him on an early morning walk around the Teen Murti Bhavan. Midway through the walk, Churchill pointed to a man squatting by the roadside and asked Nehru, “What is that man doing?”
“He is shitting,” Nehru replied.
“Are you serious? Is this the way you Indians shit every day?”
The Indian Prime Minister could not let down his country and said, “No…this is an one off case.”
Over a period of time, Churchill forgot …

I was lucky enough to visit my page when the counter showed 1,11,111. Below given is a screenshot. But beware…the number 111 is supposed to be a bad omen. And doesn’t 111111 mean double the trouble?

The number 111 is sometimes called a “Nelson”, after Admiral Nelson. It is so called because the person who coined the term believed that Lord Nelson had one eye, one arm and one leg. The truth is…Nelson had one eye, one arm…but two legs.
Like elsewhere, in cricket too 111 is considered a bad omen. When …

They say God is love. And I believe I am God…so where is my love? Working in Cognizant Technologies Solution, Navallur, Chennai office*?
For those who think there is no God, try getting an electrician to set right your blown fuse, or try getting a puncture-wala to set right your flat tyre …on a Sunday morning. You will realize that just because you don’t see him and can’t find him…it doesn’t mean that there is no God.
Probably…God was readily available earlier. Probably…he stopped mingling with rest of the World after he …

Here is the winning post…re-created for your convenience!
A Gentleman’s guide to your wife’s sari
OK, I accept I iron her clothes. Who doesn’t? Just because I don’t have the courage to take her head-on and fight for my rights, you can’t call me a coward. I am quite a brave guy. The other day, I even helped a cat come down a tree. Not to mention, the Red and White Bravery award I got when I was all of ten years old. It is another thing that I refused to climb …

Paris is burning. In school, they taught us Rome was burning when Nero was playing the fiddle. So, is anybody playing the fiddle in Paris? Besides the French Government …which was last seen playing second fiddle.
Is Paris still the fashion capital? Nobody walks the ramp now a days. The last man who walked became a petrol bomb victim and now limps on the ramp. In short, Paris is no longer fashionable.
Of course, there is another school of thought, which believes that the French capital is still the fashion capital of …

Never trust a woman who tells you her real age. A woman who would tell you that, would tell you anything.
- Oscar Wilde
I am thirty years old. That is…1/4th of my life is already over. I didn’t realize I was getting old until they showed character-artist AK Hangal on Doordarshan and I found him relatively young.
On second thoughts, thirty is not that bad an age. I mean, if there had been 20 months in a year..I would have been through only 18 birthdays and hence would be only 18 years …