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Here are a few interesting answers given by students, during exams. I came across these while preparing for my exam – the Humour Orientation Test Designed for Useless and Deliquescent Entities. Interestingly the abbreviated form for this exam’s name is ‘Hot Dude’.

The temptation to pretend that I imagined and came up with these funny lines was quite high …but then realized I would lose my ugly face among the Blogger community if I was caught with my pants down.

Here goes the truth –

Name the four seasons.
Answer: Salt, Pepper, Mustard, vinegar

Use the word ‘information’ in a sentence.
Answer: Geese sometimes fly information.

What is a seizure?
Answer: He was a Roman emperor.

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
Answer: At the bottom

Who invented fractions?
Answer: Henry 1/8th

Who succeeded the first President of USA?
Answer: The second one

Who invented King Arthur’s Round Table?
Answer: Sir Circumference

What is terminal illness?
Answer: When you are sick at the airport.