If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!Suggestion: Nag wanted me to write something on pre-marital sex. This is what he said: How abt writing something abt pre-marital sex?
Here we go…
In this age of hidden cameras, one cannot be too careful about ones sex life. Yet, in this blog…we will try and discuss the intricacies of pre-marital sex. It is not an easy task. Promise.
A recent survey published …

Valentine’s Day went on well. For Rekha. The only problem is…for the next year’s Valentine’s Day I have set a certain level of expectation and will be forced to live up to it. If the rate at which Rekha’s expectations have ‘upped’ over the last few years is any indication, on Valentine’s day in the year 2018, I will be building a revolving restaurant on Eiffel Tower and in 2029, I will have to speak to NASA and become the first couple in space!
Five years back, I had a choice. …

[This poem has been written for Rekha. All those girls who read this and think it is for them, please excuse me…believe it or not…my Valentine this year is my wife.]

Calling all those loving romantics out there. Send your loved one a wallpaper, this Valentine’s Day. Download now!
1) Gentleman to Lady
2) Lady to Gentleman
3) For those who like it mushy

Rekha, even as you sleep,
I sit before the comp,
Feeling my heart beep.
It has been ages I wrote a poem,
But I guess, the time has come,
To write one for my chum.
If I …

In three more days, it will be February 14 - the day all men dread. This will be my sixth Valentine’s day with Rekha (3rd after deciding to marry her) and I am already dreading the day.
What will I do? How will I show her that I care? Even if I do spend some money and surprise her, will I be censured for being extravagant? To be honest, the accusation happens only when the gift doesn’t find favor with her. Like in 2004, when she thought the anklets I had …

This post was written by Rajan last night. But is now being uploaded by Rekha because he is not good. I mean he is not keeping well.
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Having started my career as a journalist with Indian Express, it is safe to assume that I would have interviewed a few celebrities. Having interviewed a few celebrities, I guess it is safe to assume that I know the issues they have been through to be where they are today. I also know the issues they face after becoming famous.
You …

Science is funny. Don’t believe me? I thought as much. After all, a few (including you) believe that the ability to make somebody laugh is an art and not science. And if science was funny…wouldn’t humor be science? Confused?
Take this friend of mine – a neutron - for example. He went to a pub to order a drink, and when it was the time to pay the cheque, the bartender refused to accept any money saying: “Sir, for you…no charge.” (got the joke?)
Not knowing why the bartender refused to take …

Mondays are a big bore. I am sure, all those IT guys out there agree.
Not so long ago, I used to look forward to rushing to office on Mondays. Guess, priorities change with time. Talking of time, ever wondered why the third hand of a watch is actually called a seconds hand?
Anyways, on a serious note…I hate Mondays. And I am not alone – everybody I have had a chance to discuss ‘Monday Madness’ has conveyed his/her hatred. If everybody hates it so much, why don’t we declare Monday a …

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because all Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are in US of A.
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Rekha and I are half way through Iqbal – the Nagesh Kuknoor movie. And I would say it is a must watch. Especially, if like me you are also a sportsman. Believe me, I am a junior Nationals kabaddi player.
I had tears in my eyes every time deaf-mute Shreyas Talpade – a village teenager yearning to be a part of the Indian cricket team – was on the screen. …