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Monthly Archives: March 2006

All fools day

30-Mar-06

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!We are only one day away from becoming fools. Yes, yours sincerely is referring to the All Fools Day. Being the sober Blog that it is, […]

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WORLD’S FUNNIEST JOKE

29-Mar-06

This is old but worthwhile. In 2002, a British University decided to find the World’s funniest joke. Laugh Lab set up the rules of the scientific experiment to find out the world’s funniest joke.
After a while, the results of the study were published in The New Scientist. As a bonus, Laugh Lab was able to […]

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Some parents and grandparents

28-Mar-06

Some children are not as lucky as I have been. You could blame it on their parents.
While my father and mother taught me some damn nice things, I think there are various kinds of parents out there who would teach any darn thing to their kids.

Wanted! Training Head
A global player in software services wants a […]

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Cutting costs at home

26-Mar-06

If you are the man in the house, the only thing you probably cut at home is vegetable. If you are cutting vegetables, I assume you have been man enough to handover all finances to your wife. The person responsible for the financial health of the family generally does cost cutting, but here are a […]

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I think I am pregnant

24-Mar-06

You have probably read why for a long time I thought I was a lesbian. If not, read it here. It is a must read, especially if you are a man. Knowing why I call myself lesbian will double your chances of getting a date on Friday evenings. Not with me, of course.
Before we begin, […]

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A sales pitch…

22-Mar-06

While having a smoke at 8 p.m. today evening, I wondered if somebody didn’t leave a will, will it be called “won’t”?
If I boil the hell out of water, will I manage to make it holy water?
If Jesus was working on a Winword file, is there a chance that he might lose the data he […]

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When its not cricket

21-Mar-06

Indians are not going to win the Mumbai Test. If they win, well…they win. But the cricketer in me says that the English are going to square the series 1-all. To know why don’t look any further than Kumble’s 2nd innings bowling figures of 4/49 and Harbhajan’s 2/40. That definitely means the spinners are getting […]

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Birth pangs

20-Mar-06

I was born by Caesarian. You can’t usually tell, but whenever I go out of the house, I take the window.
- Steven Martin
Today, I was telling my Reporting Manager (I use the word because it sounds less sinister than ‘boss’) that I wanted to have a baby. I mean not deliver…but be the father of […]

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