If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!Ajay Shroff (a friend of mine) and Nanette (a friend of his) have thrown into the cauldron called Internet two ticking time-bombs. You don’t want to be the one that didn’t enjoy the blast…so rush for it now: www.suggestamovie.com&www.suggestabook.com
I am surprised these domain names were available for Ajay. It is quite an interesting concept…go give it a shot. For all you …

Salman Khan has been arrested. Pity, for he was one Bollywood guy who indulged in social causes. Population control for example.
Yesterday, the star was convicted of poaching endangered Indian gazelles - a crime done almost a decade ago. Unfortunately, the watchman of the guest house where Salman stayed during the ‘shoot-out’ has also been sentenced to one year RI. What could the poor guy have done? When Salman Khan wanted to shoot a buck …he wanted to shoot a buck. The irony of the whole thing is the watchman would …

If Khivraj Motors the Maruti Car Agency I am interacting with is true to its word by today evening I will be the proud owner of a silver-colored Suzuki Swift. Don’t ask Rekha, for she would say she will be the owner.
From a rag-tag Yamaha to a four-wheeler has been quite a bumpy ride. If you have noticed, thanks to my excellent riding/driving skills…I have got a double promotion. Instead of graduating to a three-wheeler, from a two-wheeler, I have moved straight to a four-wheeler. Something equivalent to a brilliant …

As usual, by afternoon I had to apologize and patch up.
If you are married, you probably empathize with me. But if you aren’t you probably think I am a hen-pecked husband. Before I even start proving that I am not hen-pecked, let me tell you that being hen-pecked is not an easy task. Ask Wadera who married Priyanka, daughter of the most powerful family in the country. Unfortunately, like his mother-in-law Wadera can’t resign from his duties when the going gets tough.
Getting back to non-political issues on hand…yes…I surrendered.
A Madhuri …

Came across this interesting link and thought I might as well share it with you.
http://uncyclopedia.org - A satire site, which is patterned on the lines of Wikipedia.com. Especially liked their piece on Captain Obvious.
And here is something I came across in the Indian Association for the Study of Population’s website (just kidding). It is the formula to estimate India’s population at any given time –

Apparently, this formula is sometimes also referred to as ‘A Lot’.

What is life made up of? Simple: Take a lie, add the F-word and you get L.I.F.E. Cool isn’t it?
Anyway, I have arrived in life. Last evening I bought L’Oreal’s Out Of Bed Long Lasting Messed Up Effect hair gel! There did seem to be a conspiracy by the sales girl manning the Health & Glow billing counter, which almost stalled my purchase.
“Sir, the 150 ml can will cost you Rs 335,” she said.
“You either say ‘can’ or you say ‘will’…it is wrong English to use both ‘can’ and ‘will’ …

Ok, that was a very desperate attempt at fooling everybody.
When I came up with the post on how the newspapers planted April Fool’s Day stories, I had no intention of coming up with my own April fool’s Day prank.
But then, somebody left a comment saying “I guess, we can expect a prank or two here at Ouchmytoe”. That kicked me into action. I now had to come up with a prank, to not disappoint the Ouchmytoe readers!
With time running out, I had to think fast. If Ouchmytoe were a BBC …