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Ten things you will never hear your husband say

6 August 2006 99 views One Comment Print this post Print this post Email this post

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- I like you in those tight-fitting jeans.
- Looks like you didn’t wax your hands.
- I just called up your father.
- May I do the dishes?
- Why don’t you call me at work?
- Everybody liked the lunch I carried with me today.
- My mother wasn’t as good a cook as you are.
- If you have a headache, that’s fine. I can understand.
- Let me take you out for an ice-cream.
- What does your mother like?

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  • Sathya said:

    Why dont you invite your parents over for lunch? maybe they could stay till dinnertime?

    Forget the kitchen, let’s go out for some fine food!

    Headache? Its OK honey, i am not all that blue… here’s an aspirin?

    Let’s go shopping… you need some new clothes… jewellery

    Where’s that grocery list dear? Let me get them on my way back home

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