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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
How right Benjamin Franklin was – and why not? After all, he was an intelligent man. Ask a woman and she would say ‘intelligent man’ is an oxymoron. For those of you who don’t know Benjamin Franklin…he was the guy who invented bifocals, lighting rod, Franklin stove, …

- I like you in those tight-fitting jeans.
- Looks like you didn’t wax your hands.
- I just called up your father.
- May I do the dishes?
- Why don’t you call me at work?
- Everybody liked the lunch I carried with me today.
- My mother wasn’t as good a cook as you are.
- If you have a headache, that’s fine. I can understand.
- Let me take you out for an ice-cream.
- What does your mother like?
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Jammy, the Superman is meeting up with Lady in the Water and in her hands will be nothing but a Little Man. As soon as he handles The Devil who Wears the Prada, he will be back in the Monster House to write a blog post.
What is unique about these sentences?

This is part of my series where I look at an image and come up with a story. Here are my two earlier, similar attempts - On why I hate chicken and Fallen Angels

You probably don’t know but I was once a very famous jockey. Serious. OK fine…if you don’t believe me…I have proof…I am just 165 cms tall!
Being a famous jockey helped me hobnob with the best of the society. During the day I mixed with the prettiest ladies in the land and at night I mixed drinks with …

Last Saturday Rekha and I went to drop off my mother and younger sister at the railway station. They were catching the 9 p.m. Nellai Express to reach Madurai on Sunday morning.
We got into the car – I in my favorite driver’s seat – took the right turn to reach the apartment’s exit gate…and right then, in front of my eyes a black cat crossed our car. I jammed the brakes.
“What happened?” My mother asked.
I knew my mother was superstitious and I also knew Rekha was superstitious when it was …