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There is so much humor in sex. Is it me or is it the World that’s failing to understand? I mean, why do we have to read news items like Church warden charged after sex with corpse? Totally uncalled for. 

Here are a few quotes that take sex lightly and make fun of people who don’t get enough of it. Including me.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing 

I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.
Garry Shandling (1949 - )

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin in “Calvin and Hobbes”  

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1919 - )
(this one is my favourite!)

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns (1896 - 1996) 

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963) 

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal (1947 - )

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger (1923-)