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Here is a bulletin circulated in our office yesterday.

Dear associate,

We recently received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in our office. Six of the seven have been apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are obviously not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin!

Thanks,
Bin Administrating

More on terrorists:

Airport security officials recently arrested a high school teacher when she attempted to board a passenger flight while carrying a Geometry box with slide rule, protractor, etc.

Later the head of Security in airports called a press conference and said the teacher was a member of the ‘Al-gebra’ movement charged for carrying weapons of maths instruction. Via http://labnol.blogspot.com

 

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4 Comments »

  • Masood Nasser said:

    Hey Jammy,

    What about “Bin there” and “Done that”

    Cheers
    Masood

    # 21 September 2006 at 10:37 am
  • Ravi said:

    class,
    i really love that Al- gebra, i die laughing

    cheers man

    # 22 September 2006 at 5:19 am
  • Jimmy King III said:

    Seriously.

    This is serious stuff man.

    I know when I was in Nam… hell… it was hard man. Especially when we “fired it up.”

    Anyway, as one who has survived Ecoli… Nam, and Harvard… I say this is serious crapola. No jokes necessary: kingjimmyiii.blogspot.com is my tell all on how serious this can get!

    # 23 January 2008 at 4:35 am
  • Priya said:

    funnn-tastikk!

    # 27 August 2008 at 1:57 pm

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