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Wife wins. Again.

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One of the Ouchmytoe.com readers mailed this short piece and asked me to upload it on the blog. Not willing to disappoint her, here goes -

A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”
 
“That would suit me just fine!!!” the man said.
 
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday went by with the same result.
Wednesday went by with the same result.
 
Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!

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8 Comments »

  • Ravi said:

    HaHaHaHaHa - nice one

    # 28 September 2006 at 5:09 pm
  • nina said:

    hey dis is nice site .. raj

    # 29 September 2006 at 1:05 am
  • ashesh said:

    good one there jammy..

    # 29 September 2006 at 9:53 am
  • jammy (author) said:

    Ravi: thanks mate. Now you know why I call this website “Funny Blog” ;-)

    # 30 September 2006 at 10:08 am
  • jammy (author) said:

    Nina: thanks yaar. Still moving all of my Rediff stuff here….so still WIP (that wud be Work in Progress) :-)

    # 30 September 2006 at 10:09 am
  • jammy (author) said:

    Ashesh: I wish I had written it, though

    # 30 September 2006 at 10:09 am
  • When I was no longer ‘cute’ for the women at Funny Blog, Hilarious Blog, Comical Blog, Amusing Blog, Humorous Blog said:

    […] # Enrolling for driving lessons can be a crime # My trip to Hyderabad # Home alone for Jammy # My wife wins. Again # I love you, my dear wife […]

    # 15 April 2007 at 1:43 pm
  • Anirudh said:

    ha ha ha that was a good one!!

    # 16 February 2008 at 4:28 pm

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