If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!The word has spread and all the nurses have ganged up against me in order to save Rekha her husband. This is the problem with today’s World – news travels fast. Esp, news of somebody being a flirt.
My sense of humor didn’t help me either when I met my match in ‘Sister’ Rosa Kutty (not the twin sister of Indian …

Today – 29th March 2007 - at 12 noon my wife gave birth to a baby girl. Now I know why babies are considered a bundle of joy – they come wrapped as a bundle in a white, soft, cotton wrap-around (doesn’t look as good on the baby girl as it does on other 18 year olds) for which I was asked to pay later – Rs 40.
It wasn’t a normal delivery. She was born via a C-section operation, where ‘C’ stands for Caesarean. Legend has it that Caesar’s …

According to Google Analytics – the number cruncher I use for Ouchmytoe, these are the articles that have got the maximum number of hits.
Believing in collective wisdom, I am sharing this with you. Read these at leisure.
Needless to say, Ouchmytoe articles never go out of date. After all, they never came with an expiry date in the first place.
# 1. About Jamshed Velayuda Rajan
# 2. Rekha is pregnant and happy
# 3. The Kingfisher Class - Part 1
# 4. A visit to Fan India, Chennai
# 5. Married men …

Always wanted to work for Google…but didn’t know how to make it to an interview with the Google guys? Well, that still remains a mystery. One thing that is clear as of now is…what does one wear to a an interview with Google.
Here is what -
* Sales and operations people wear quality shirts, nice slacks or khakis, and Ecco shoes. You can get away with wearing Dockers.
* Everyone else wears jeans, T-shirts, and Ugg boots.
* Leave …

This whole week I have gone without a drink. Easy for a non-drinkatarian (a term I coined hoping to enter into the Oxford dictionary one day), but not so for a drinkatarian.
I don’t know if you have noticed…but I close my eyes and nose while drinking. I used to drink with both my eyes and nose open, but one day I realized when I looked at the drink and smelt it…my mouth watered which diluted the liquor. It didn’t really matter if I was drinking rum or whiskey…but diluted …

Just before ace tennis star Steffi Graf is about to serve, one man in the audience asks her (loudly) “Will you marry me?”
Steffi Graf smiles - I love that smiles - and gives a retort which all women should learn from. Awesome, is the word. This was well before Andre Agassi entered the picture.

via Kiruba.com

I don’t know how my family communicated my birth to the rest of the world. Some of my guesses are:
Drum beats sounding like the much fashion-walked song ‘Cotton Eye Joe’
Painting the trees in the area red (when the trees got cut and towns got built the phrase changed to ‘painting the town red’)
Marathoners who could run 42+ kilometers and dropped dead as soon as the message was delivered
Asking the relatives to mark a bigger territory (you know how) coz there was a newer member
Now-a-days times have changed. Relatives no …

For the last one week, Ouchmytoe comments haven’t been working. It was a tiring hostage situation. After close investigation, it was found out that ISI had a hand in the big mess-up.
Last night, Government of India took a decision to use Black Cat commandos to stormed into the comments section. At 12.01 – the zero hour – 18 Black Cats with 162 lives (each cat has 9 lives) stormed into the comments section and shot the ISI agents who were responsible. One of terrorist was apprehended alive and is …