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Today – 29th March 2007 - at 12 noon my wife gave birth to a baby girl. Now I know why babies are considered a bundle of joy – they come wrapped as a bundle in a white, soft, cotton wrap-around (doesn’t look as good on the baby girl as it does on other 18 year olds) for which I was asked to pay later – Rs 40.

It wasn’t a normal delivery. She was born via a C-section operation, where ‘C’ stands for Caesarean. Legend has it that Caesar’s mother delivered him thus but there are doubts over the same. Read more about Caesarean deliveries.

I was just thinking about Caesarean deliveries – kind of different. If one were to look for an example in day to day living…it is like choosing to walk out of the window when the door is still available. Simple.

RSS Feed IconThis incident has made me realize that childbirth is the only time one visits the hospital in a happy frame of mind. Doctors are an exclusion to this rule – why wouldn’t one be happy making money?

Rekha is still under observation. I am told that’s routine after a C-section. I am not complaining for it gives me ample time to mingle with the pretty nurses. Pity, one is forced to addressed them as “Sister”. I did try a Johnny Bravo line on one of the nurses. I walked up to her and said: “You smell kind of pretty. Want to smell me?”

She gave me a stare. Then smiled at me before saying: “Sure. First, let me clean the gooey mess you daughter has delivered on our operation table.”

Just when I was making some headway, the gynecologist walked into the scene. I have a feeling the nurses are not allowed to flirt with the patrons, for the nurse ignored me thereafter.

I did look thro’ the glass window of the Isolation Ward (they could have chosen a better name – it is as if Rekha had been abducted by the aliens) and whispered “I love you,” to Rekha. She in turn said something which I couldn’t hear. When I called my hands and legs to the rescue and conveyed to her that I didn’t understand, she asked the nurse to write something in a paper and hand it over to me. It was the nurse I had flirted with, so I gave my million dollar smile as I took the piece of paper from her hand.

The piece of paper said: “Now you have got what you have always wanted – a second woman in your life. You better behave.”

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65 Comments

  1. Hi Jammy & Rekha!!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 1:06 am | Permalink
  2. Rishi wrote:

    Jammy and Mrs. Rekha,

    Firstly congratz a lot!

    She is sooooo cute … sorry yaar Jammy, nazar lag gayi! :P !

    Now on her, my recommendations can be ::

    Jyotsna, Jiya, etc.

    Congratz again!

    My blessings which little princess! :)

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 1:21 am | Permalink
  3. rekha and jammy, a zillion congrats to both of u!!!!…and awesome post as always :)

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 2:26 am | Permalink
  4. Lori Hahn wrote:

    J/R,
    Congratulations on your spectacularly beautiful production. And, Jammie, I hope the estrogen doesn’t overpower you.

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 4:34 am | Permalink
  5. Swetha wrote:

    Jammy and Rekha, Congrats..

    The baby looks very cute.. You are going to have a tough time keeping the boys away from her :)
    Jimmy you seem to be excited to be in the hospital for reasons other than your baby..

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 5:37 am | Permalink
  6. sweta wrote:

    hey jammy …congtratzzzz … sweet kid …very cute !!!…u shudn’t b takin 2 many pics tho … shoot em frm a distance if u must … ria,naina,prerna n maitreyi 2 suggest a few ..

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 5:38 am | Permalink
  7. anbu wrote:

    she’s cho chweeeeeeeeeeeet- u guys have fun

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 6:10 am | Permalink
  8. sagaro wrote:

    Congrats man! And the baby looks cute :D

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 6:33 am | Permalink
  9. ashesh wrote:

    Hi Jammy and Rekha,

    Congratulations. Thats wonderful news.

    The baby looks very cute. And man.. the post is going to hit the top of your list.

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 7:28 am | Permalink
  10. Gayathri wrote:

    CONGRATULATIONS to both of you! :)
    And Jammy, I’m not surprised that you can find humor even in the hospital.. @”Sister” ——-> LOL!

    You baby looks very very cute. And like Rekha says (or tried to say) I think its about time you started behaving ;)
    God Bless the lil gurl!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 8:20 am | Permalink
  11. shuaib wrote:

    oodles of congrats! wondering what if all had been male nurses, remember watching a TV show of that sort. I can visualise you cupping your hands in your chin like the downcast defeated Indian team. Still, the little baby is so cute. Hope your joy is going through the roof. And, better behave as Rekha says man!! Keep your pranks aside..for sometime though?

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 8:44 am | Permalink
  12. Nishant wrote:

    Congrats. God bless the kid and both of you. I’ve been quietly enjoying reading this blog since it was nominated on indibloggies. But I had to comment on something as wonderful as this.

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 9:32 am | Permalink
  13. Ajay wrote:

    Congrats to both of you. The baby looks really cute.

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 9:56 am | Permalink
  14. nina wrote:

    koooochikoochikooo…. arre how cum she turn on one side yaar raj..congrats fm me n my hubby m my kiddu

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 10:10 am | Permalink
  15. Santosh wrote:

    Congrates man. she is really cute. she look very much like rekha than you. hope she gets the habits like you…

    i am really happy for you and rekha.. congrates once again..

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 10:29 am | Permalink
  16. Mehak wrote:

    Hey Rekhs & Jammy…CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The lil angel is sooooooooooooo cute….feel like pulling her cheeks rgt away :p

    We need more updates & pics.

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 10:29 am | Permalink
  17. Ramadas wrote:

    Congrats.
    Thanks for the mail also.

    Ramadas

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 10:47 am | Permalink
  18. Hariharan wrote:

    Hey Jammy and Rekha !!

    Congrats !! Definitely she is a bundle of joy !! :) ..

    Take care !!

    I can’t but help calling you a “kutte ki dhum” .. Aap kabhi nahi sudhrenge !!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 10:50 am | Permalink
  19. Uma wrote:

    So Jammy, The other woman has come.. Better Be Careful… Wishing the entire Family of Jammy a Happy time…

    Rajan, Alas! Rekha’s Wish has been granted…May be God is a bit Partial… Isnt it?

    Wish Rekha a Speedy Recovery! Do post her photos as well. We would liek to see the Mom too …

    Hey one more thing Man… Rekha Jr. is tooooooooooooo cute…..

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 11:09 am | Permalink
  20. psg wrote:

    congrats!!

    cute kid(im just sayin this, dont see a photo of ur kid anywhere!!, my company mustve blocked it!)

    another nice name…vasundhara…

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 11:24 am | Permalink
  21. Sailaja wrote:

    Congrats Rekha and Rajan.

    Jammy, Rekha’s right. You must now learn to behave (not yourself though)!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 11:57 am | Permalink
  22. Ramanujam wrote:

    Congrats jammy & rekhs :) Teach ur baby to blog as soon as possible!
    U three will become the best family bloggers!

    Have loads of fun:)

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 12:10 pm | Permalink
  23. Prasanna wrote:

    Congrats Jammy on the arrival of “Jammyini”,
    Ha ha just ‘kid’ding :) She looks so cute :D

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 12:11 pm | Permalink
  24. Soum wrote:

    Congratulations!!! TO THE PROUD PARENTS:)
    The baby is sssssssoooo cute ..nazar na lag jayein..

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
  25. nAL wrote:

    Well Done!! I was hoping you would have a girl. You see, I have a boy, just turned 7, very smart boy, sure to be in a good job later in life.

    Let me know when you would like them to meet.

    Rekha, you go girl!!!!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
  26. raj wrote:

    hey jammy and rekha….congrats!!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 1:00 pm | Permalink
  27. schizo wrote:

    hey jammy and rekha

    goods show

    i mean

    congrats

    the real stuff begins now

    we should have bets on how much the baby is going to affect your blogginng

    and while babies are cute may i suggest that a whole post on your babies habit on peeing on you and your keyboard does not count as cute. this is in advance.

    age age dekho hota hai kya

    hope you will take proper health precautions for the child, remember feeding bottles are BAD and vaccines are a MUSt, pardon the doctor in me

    schizo

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 1:43 pm | Permalink
  28. chriz wrote:

    congrats rajan…
    u did it again( did i just say AGAIN?)…
    goin thru ur blog fer quite a while very QUIETLY..
    now will we have another member added in ur daily scripts?.. keep writing.. way way way to gooooooo

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 2:51 pm | Permalink
  29. Saran wrote:

    Jammy pass aayittan….sweet edu ..kondaadu.

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 2:57 pm | Permalink
  30. priya wrote:

    congrats, by the way did u feel a pinch for not being a baby boy..

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 3:51 pm | Permalink
  31. Rajesh wrote:

    hey jammy & rekha!

    congrats guys! thats really a very cute bundle of joy!
    i think i will wait for her blog now :)
    what are you naming her anyways?

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 4:24 pm | Permalink
  32. karthik wrote:

    Hey Jammy!

    Congratulations!!

    hmm my future girl friend is cute:-))

    Cheers
    Karthik

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 4:31 pm | Permalink
  33. Vimal wrote:

    Jammy,

    Congrats!! enjoy the pleasure and pressure of parenthood.

    Vimal

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 5:03 pm | Permalink
  34. Deepak wrote:

    Congrats Jammy and Rekha! The ‘bundle of joy’ looks real cute!
    Happy parenting! :)

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 5:14 pm | Permalink
  35. A wrote:

    CONGRATS proud parents….

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 6:23 pm | Permalink
  36. Piyadasi wrote:

    Congrats Rekha and Jammy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 7:07 pm | Permalink
  37. Piyadasi wrote:

    One of the most expected babies in the blogosphere :)

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 7:11 pm | Permalink
  38. KP wrote:

    Congrats on the new arrival …………..She’s a Cuuuteeeeee Kuttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 7:40 pm | Permalink
  39. Ranjhith wrote:

    :) Atlast, a grand prize!!. Congrats to You & Rekha. I hope you gonna give a sensible name to the child. :)

    Pic(2, 2) looks as if she’s winking at you. :P Good Signs, Jammy! :D

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 7:42 pm | Permalink
  40. Tintin wrote:

    Congratulations guys…

    As somebody who became a father of a girl just two months ago, i can totally relate to your feelings man.

    Welcome to sleepless nights. But as my friend aptly put it….”there’s no one else in the whole wide world that i would rather be up for in the middle of the night”.

    I am sure you have heard enough horror stories about kids so I won’t go there. Believe you me, one smile from your kid…makes it worth all the troubles in the world. (I might revisit that thought in a few months time though:-)

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 8:24 pm | Permalink
  41. Pooh wrote:

    Congrats! She is a cutie-pie! so who is winning the naming battle? I am sure you’ll whip up an interesting read about her naming woes!

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 8:39 pm | Permalink
  42. masood wrote:

    From Rukhaiya & masood

    Congratulations Jammy; She is adorable:-)
    Cheers
    masood

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 11:25 pm | Permalink
  43. SR wrote:

    Hi Rekha & Jammy
    Congrats to your new bundle of joy !!! What are you going to name her ?

    Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 11:57 pm | Permalink
  44. tudinesh wrote:

    Way to go. You proved yourself as a man! Wow. Congrats. So when is the next one due? Phew! That was quick. I thought you guys got married only two months ago? Didn’t you?

    congrats jammy ! ur wife gave the best comment, no one can say anything better :)

    Posted on 31-Mar-07 at 1:28 am | Permalink
  45. congrats Mr and Mrs.Jammy…

    Honestly jammy,your wife didnt write tht,did she? you made tht up,didnt you?…;-)

    Posted on 31-Mar-07 at 3:05 am | Permalink
  46. priya wrote:

    hi jammy
    love all ur posts, but this one takes the cake!
    wishing u and rekha all the very best,love to the newborn. so btw what r u naming her, surely a post on this will follow!

    Posted on 31-Mar-07 at 1:53 pm | Permalink
  47. Awesome!! congrats buddy :D

    Posted on 01-Apr-07 at 10:22 pm | Permalink
  48. anonymous wrote:

    Test

    Posted on 01-Apr-07 at 10:51 pm | Permalink
  49. Anonymous wrote:

    HI

    Posted on 01-Apr-07 at 11:04 pm | Permalink
  50. Ravi wrote:

    Hey Jammy,
    Congratulations to both you guys! And here’s a warm
    WELCOME to the little one!
    How about the name Sneha?
    Cheers,
    Ravi

    Posted on 02-Apr-07 at 10:28 am | Permalink
  51. jv.rajan wrote:

    Thanks Ravi…u became the first 50th commentor on Ouchmytoe.com. You just won a hug from me - to be delivered whenever we meet.

    Posted on 02-Apr-07 at 2:28 pm | Permalink
  52. Su wrote:

    Awesome awesome awesome dude :)
    CONGRATULATIONS!!

    Posted on 02-Apr-07 at 2:59 pm | Permalink
  53. Shiva wrote:

    Congrats jammy. convey my regards to Rekha also.
    Photos are really very very cute. resembling the photo at top right corner of your blog ;) What is the name of the baby?
    Yet meet the astrologer?
    Hope you are enjoying playing with the cute little angel.

    Posted on 02-Apr-07 at 3:20 pm | Permalink
  54. Adi wrote:

    Congrats Jammy, the kid looks cute(No, Don’t think that I didn’t expected her to be cute :)) ). Great job dude

    Posted on 03-Apr-07 at 3:36 pm | Permalink
  55. rosalie wrote:

    congrats! she is sooooo amazingly cute!
    hope she grows up to have the same sense of humour as her proud parents!

    Posted on 04-Apr-07 at 5:35 pm | Permalink
  56. Niamath wrote:

    Hi Jammy & Rekha,

    Congrats!!!….

    Our EDD is May 11th

    Our best wishes to you and your new comer…

    Posted on 05-Apr-07 at 6:18 pm | Permalink
  57. Shalini wrote:

    Congrats to Rekha and Rajan
    Wishes to the new Kutty :)

    Posted on 05-Apr-07 at 6:28 pm | Permalink
  58. Ria, Sony & Kavitha wrote:

    Congrats to the two of you and welcome to the new born!

    Posted on 05-Apr-07 at 6:59 pm | Permalink
  59. Sudhin wrote:

    I just heard about this today.

    Congrats to you two, Rekha and Rajan!!!
    Best wishes to the new Vavakutty.

    Posted on 13-Apr-07 at 7:00 pm | Permalink
  60. Congrats Jammy and Rekha!!!

    May the baby bring in lot more smiles into your lives!!! :)

    Posted on 17-Apr-07 at 8:47 pm | Permalink
  61. Syed wrote:

    HI Jammy,

    Congrats buddy, the baby look cho chweet!

    Posted on 18-Apr-07 at 9:44 pm | Permalink
  62. Sivakumar J wrote:

    Hi Jammy,

    congrats dude, the little one looks very cute.
    How is Rekha now.

    cheers
    Siva

    Posted on 22-Apr-07 at 2:22 am | Permalink
  63. suraksha wrote:

    awwwwww!!! the little bundle is the cutest little chweety-darling EVER!! :) :)

    congratulations and gooooot luck with the doll! :)

    Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 11:01 pm | Permalink
  64. sindhu wrote:

    wish i had stumbled on this blog muchhhhhhhhh in advance i tis too good cho chweet rhea is cho chweet

    Posted on 04-Dec-07 at 3:25 pm | Permalink
  65. reshma wrote:

    ur baby is really a sweet little princess.she has been a great gift to ur wife,as she has made her tension free by keeping u busy.
    my good wishes for u all.

    Posted on 02-Jul-08 at 6:14 pm | Permalink

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