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Rekha is no longer my better half!

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I hate to tell you but Rekha stops being my better half from today. Yes, I am serious. Ouchmytoe will continue to write about her and give you the latest stories from her life…but she will no longer be Jammy’s better half.

What about Rhea? Well, more on that later. But the thing I am sure about is that…Rekha, the lady you all seemed to love more than I did, is no longer my better half.

I am mighty upset at this…but there is very little I can do. Rekha is a strong woman and if she decided on something, it is difficult to budge her.

From now onwards, Rekha will be my better three-quarters. Yes, she has put on a lot of weight after the delivery!

Discussion

27 comments for “Rekha is no longer my better half!”

  1. @ jammy,

    was a little harsh.
    though you were kidding, it tends a woman to think otherwise..
    “why did u have to even lie?? hmmma hmmma hmmma”

    all the best jammy!!

    Posted by bharadwaj | May 22, 2007, 9:13 pm
  2. Three Quarters !! LOL ! LOL !

    Posted by kavi | May 22, 2007, 9:49 pm
  3. You have been rekha’s better three quarters for quite some time now I guess? (You put on 17 kilos during her pregnancy, and I hope you have not shed those extra kilos yet) :) Anyways, it was a nice way to put it. Keep up the good work.

    Posted by krishnan | May 22, 2007, 10:31 pm
  4. Ha ha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hah ha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hah

    I liked this one….

    Simple but really funny…

    Posted by The Abru | May 22, 2007, 10:47 pm
  5. Following your blog for some time… That is really a good joke[after a very very long time].. Keep it up..

    Posted by Robin | May 22, 2007, 11:06 pm
  6. So now, you are both 1 and 1/2?

    And Rhea is another half, so in total there are 2 of you in your household.

    I wish I could see the population census guys face when you tell him this.

    Posted by nAL | May 23, 2007, 9:45 am
  7. Hi Jammy,

    Been reading u religiously but never commented out of sheer laziness….

    Just wanted to share, that if the weight gain is substantial, after the delivery…do get her thyroid checked…

    My sister also had a baby last year and bloated up like anything…apparently thyroid has become very common in mothers…more like a side effect of pregnancy these days!

    Good luck!

    Posted by chandni | May 23, 2007, 10:18 am
  8. she is your better three-quarter than you would be her worst four-fifths (remember you gained 17kg during the same period)

    Posted by Santosh | May 23, 2007, 10:20 am
  9. Hey !! You have a knack of sensationalizing things !! :) … Nice title !! :)

    I was really thinking she would have done that !! :) … considering all that you write about her !! :)

    Good one !! but i agree with what Santosh has written !! :)

    Posted by Hari | May 23, 2007, 10:28 am
  10. …and what does Rekha say about it? ;)

    Posted by Soo | May 23, 2007, 10:38 am
  11. I guessed that man… I heard that after reading this Post Rekha let out a sigh of Relief! Is that true?

    Posted by uma | May 23, 2007, 11:21 am
  12. look who’s talking about putting on weight. jammy dear, there is an old jungle saying -”people who swing from trees should not put on weight”. there are no glass houses in the jungle, hence the modification.

    and its final. she is the ‘better’ half 3/4, 1/2, 2/5, 8/9 or whatever else.

    Posted by vikaskalra | May 23, 2007, 12:56 pm
  13. Beleive it or not. I had guessed the last sentence at the time of reading the title.

    Posted by WrongOne | May 23, 2007, 1:07 pm
  14. do they put on wieght after the delivery too? or is rhea expecting a sibling soo soon…
    that was tooo quick jammy!
    lemme be the first to congartulate…

    and can u plz post the 1/4th jammy picture

    Posted by chriz | May 23, 2007, 3:11 pm
  15. That was a good one. Really enjoyed reading…

    Posted by Vignesh | May 23, 2007, 5:24 pm
  16. have you not heard the slogan raj - healthy mother , healthy child … ;)

    Posted by nk | May 23, 2007, 5:27 pm
  17. Jammy..
    The header was a bit scary!
    Somehow, I guessed something like the end line was following, because the post is from nobody else, but you!
    Well, well… why don’t you post a pic of the family? (I mean the 1 1/2- you, the 1/2- Rhea, and 3/4- Rekha). Hope to see it sooooooooooooooon!

    Posted by Soum | May 24, 2007, 9:55 am
  18. Im sure Rekha would prefer to conviniently believe she read only the first line….jus like “judge the book by its cover” :) ….whew! she mustve been happy for a second ;-)

    Posted by Anon | May 24, 2007, 9:56 am
  19. he he heeeeeeeeeeee ! Thats was funny indeed !

    Posted by Lakshmi | May 24, 2007, 11:24 am
  20. Too much eet was!

    Posted by Kits | May 24, 2007, 3:41 pm
  21. Jammy is in deep silence after hearing all this from us…Have we let you down Raj? Well, poor guy lets not talk about the Exxtraaaa 17 kgs he gained :).

    Posted by uma | May 24, 2007, 6:04 pm
  22. LOL… Good one :)

    Posted by G.K | May 25, 2007, 3:28 pm
  23. I could not help lauging….Gud one Jammy :)

    Posted by Himani | May 27, 2007, 10:30 pm
  24. ok so u didnt really invite me in here but looks like all ur so called humor comes from making fun of rekha!

    boring really

    Posted by sameera | June 4, 2007, 4:28 pm
  25. When i started reading this, i thought of directly going to the last sentence….i knew some surprising twist was awaiting….:-)

    anyways what was rekha’s response?

    Posted by anuradha | July 8, 2007, 7:48 pm
  26. simply marvelous., and its good that rekha is now added weight. 4 quarter is equal to a full so one ask her to add one more quarter.

    Posted by vivek | July 14, 2007, 3:24 pm
  27. :)) my god haha

    Posted by sindhu | December 4, 2007, 2:17 pm

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