Self made PJs
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These are originals and not lifted from anywhere. When somebody as intelligent as Jammy sits down and comes up with PJs, he is bound to raise some heavy questions. For example –
Do dining chairs actually dine?
(I say heavy questions because of the font size and nothing else)
Here are more –
Why does Gillette’s Mach III have three blades?
Fans have three blades too…did anybody complain?
Why are they called Bean Bags?
Coz they have bean there and done that!
How do you have porn flakes?
Easy. Pour milk into a cup, drop some corn flakes & watch ‘Angels on fire’.
Does Hell have seasons?
If yes, how do they kindle the fire during rain?
If wind mills are powered by wind, why are rice mills only powdered by rice?
“New broom sweeps well.”
How does the broom know it is new? Shouldn’t the phrase go: ‘Individual with new broom sweeps well’?
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Do dining chairs actually dine? = If they start to dine how much food do you think you will get on a day?
Why does Gillette’s Mach III have three blades?
Gillette wanted to include one blade called BEE. But as it is, the patent charges are heavy.
Why are they called Bean Bags?
They were meant to be mean.. but bean was a typographical error… maybe thats what I assume
How do you have porn flakes?
Is Rekha not there? Is she still enjoying in God’s Own Country?
Does Hell have seasons?
Yes. There are seasons. 2 actually. One Before Jammy and After Jammy. This time round there at Hell; its BJ
If wind mills are powered by wind, why are rice mills only powdered by rice?
RICE Mills Powdered BY RICE! … May be its b’cos of Condoleeza Rice!
“New broom sweeps well.”
ooops! am tired… too much of struggling my 400gms. will answer your PJ’s later!
why you stopped answering comments jammy? the answers were GJ. i mean good jokes
I liked the last one the most… about the new broom…lol
Jams,
I think change of place has done you in. Not your class at all.
Anyway it reminded me of what I read long back.
“What subject was taught instead of History in the pre-historic times?”
PRG: In pre-historic times, instead of History it would have been Current Affairs…!
too much with the windmills one!!! rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
tch tch tch
worst PJs ever. But as in case of PJs generally the worse they are the funnier they are.
ergo.. funniest PJs ever
hehehe … quite funny ones
judging from the standard of the pjs, i have no doubt that you yourself came up with these..what i cant really believ is that you went up to the extent of claiming that they are your own.
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