Can you put words into my mouth?
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Come on…give it a shot. Give me a line or two I can put in that speech bubble.
Too shy? Let me set the ball rolling -
From Jammy: “Hey guys, check out my Bugs Bunny teeth!”
Image Courtesy: Uma Iyer (check out her Ibibo office photographs - will help you decide between joining Ibibo now or joining it later 
Update:
Thanks to Sooraj (who left a comment asking if there was a prize), there is a prize involved here! The amount is a measly Rs 500 (a DD will be sent to the winner’s residence).
There are some conditions though -
# I should get at least 30 comments to this post
# I should get at least 20 sentences for the speech bubble
The method of selection -
Out of the 20+ sentences Jammy will pick the top ten and readers of this blog will then vote for the best
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try this Jammy….
“Rekha makes good food! Look at me!”
Is there a prize for the best one?
Sooraj: There definitely is a prize…of Rs 500 (I will courier the DD to the winner’s address.
But the prize will be announced only if I get at least 30 captions to choose from (and these 30 captions should come from at least 20 different people)
Is the red partition to prevent me from taking a peek at the female in the next cubicle?
*evil grin*
Hah!! So they think they can get away with making me an office boy??!! lemme hide in this cubicle and scare the living daylights outta Uma Iyer!!!
*repeat evil grin* *click*
Me.. the winner of the “Red and White” Bravery award for marrying Rekha…
Now get me a “Red and White” please…
How about this one Jammy?
“Ibibo ka jawaab nahin!”
“I am the living example for the marvelous work of my sex-change doctor!!”
“Uma!! Could you pls remove your frigging chair from my foot?????? OUCH MY TOE!! “
Mera paas gurgaon mein Ghar hai..Ibibo mein kaam hai..aur 300 saal purrane mere daaadha ki chaddi hai…tummare..tummare paas kya hai..eh?
“always thought i’d decommission the hand after getting married….boy was i wrong!!…the good ol faithful still comes to my rescue….”
“oh my god uma….not again…i told you i am not hritik…see i dont have the extra thumb….”
“I have run out of ideas- and words- to run this blog and my job! Ouch “
first of i would like to say raj that you have grown up like a big fat hen - see your photo in the corner of blog and over here oh ma… !!
words in your mouth - “hey friends my baby smiled at me today” [she was only smiling at her mom till today ;)]
“more than one rekha on my hand…..but only one rekha in my heart…..”
“i am flattered uma…..but i think u didnt notice the leash on my finger…”
“Naa, I am not overweight. I am just 3 inches shorter for my weight”
With the other hand not in view
“You’d think mine is thisss big… but actually its just the length between my thiumb and index finger!”
“and THAT my dear, is how the theory of relativity works.”
“Nobody takes me seriously anymore”.
All I have to do now is just raise a little check if anyone is watching.. and go back to sleep.
“This is how you insert fingers into a speech bubble”-
”
Har Har de Har…..
Howdy guys… can you make me poorer by Rs. 500/- ?
“
Cha…en neraicha mudiyai yaarum parkalainnu nenachen..pathuteengala!! gha..ah..ah..ha..ha(Jammy’s laugh).
Do u need translation?
Shee..i never guessed u guys would see my grey hair..did u? gha..ah..ah..ha..ha(Jammy’s laugh).
1) “If I speak in one speech bubble, it will be like speaking in 100 speech bubbles”
2) “Speak to my hand”
3) “This hand, I will not give you because my name is not Thakur. I believe you are looking for Sanjeev Kumar”
Gee its early morning. Let me brush else the stain will show!!
can u believe that i went home downing 6 pegs the other day and Rekha puked the next morning… Im puke free since 95!!! Cheers!
As said in the movie sivaji…”chumma hadarilli”
Here is my contribution:
“Why the smirk? Do you know where my other hand is?”
How many sentences did you get so far? Am I allowed to provide the rest to make up 20?
“Do you think this pose is good enough for my “Put words into my mouth entry?”
“Colgate Total - Clinically proven to fight germs for 12 hours!”
“ek beer hojaye.. mamu”
“Even for a million bucks, it would be unthinkable to deprive people of my expertise.”
Mera naam Rajan..
Mera kaam Bhajan..
nahi vapartha(use) main koi daath manjan!!!!
“Ye apun ka natural style hain
sab idli Sambhar ka kamaal hain”
inna solringae?
1. “I am showing mine, now you show yours. (Teeth, you stupid!)”
2. “Say Hi before I let out my suppressed burp”
3. “I have 5 (fill in anything - gfs, cars, iPhones!), how about you?”
4. “Main Hoon Don!”
5. “Hey, aati kya khandala …is maamu ke saath?”
well did any one get cheque of Rs.5000/- ???????????????
Maaan, she had this super mega big…***** you know…!! yay !!
“Yes, I am Al Roker’s love child!”
Tohar kitne baap hai?? ….
Sorry babe!!! See this, I am married… can’t afford another w(if)e in this l(if)e.
wondering how he gets time to do all this ?jammy do you steal company’s time ?thinking to copy paste your blog format in my future site (have’nt yet any) and compete with u !
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