Ouchmytoe Recommends: Best Spam mails ever
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On August 24, Ouchmyte had a funny article on SPAM mails we find in our inboxes. We had gone on to define SPAM as ‘Somebody’s Patience Almost Murdered’.
Warning: Part of the content could be objectionable in a formal setting
The Link: Best spam mails ever










Dear Jammy,
Good ones(!!!)though I have been directing my sons to your blogs for some taste of creative writing(whatever that means). I don’t want them to be hooked for the wrong reasons.
PRG: WIll be careful in future. BTW…i am yet send you the cheque for the kingly amount of Rs 500.
WIll do so shortly. apologies for the delay. hope you wont ask the interest also to be included…
Did anybody say Rs 500 ?????
Jammy hass become Spammy these days????? Getting too much spam eh???
only 500/-? it shd be atleast 5000/-
arre jammy you are gonna make this site ‘only adults’??
one more thing i just noticed : Rekha - She is everything that i am not, arre aage bhi to likho… coming soon huva nahi kya abhi tak .. haha
Good Link…Thanks for sharing the laugh …and a welcome change you have started replying to comments
Sushanth: Yes…I did say Rs 500…though I want to gift $ 500…i can’t because it could lead to domestic violence
nk: As I said…rs 5000…could lead to blood shed. Do you really want to be party to that?
p.a.: Ha haha…thats not a bad idea…
After all “Only Adults” content gets a lot of money…for all we know I might get a publisher
p.a.: Back then…’Coming soon” meant the coming soon of my baby…since she has already come into this world…I need to change it to ‘Has already come”
Honey Bee: Thanks Uma…a little late in my replies…but then what the hell…it is not that people come in every minute to read what I say!
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