If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!On 8 August a contest titled “The Quick Retort” was announced on Ouchmytoe, which involved responding to a caustic comment by a boy friend to her girl friend. Read all about the interesting contest.

If you remember right, it had been announced that the prize money will be Rs 500 (the same Rs 500 that an Ouchmytoe reader called PRG didn’t claim …

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A few days back a friend of mine joked that if Google carries on at the speed it is now, Yahoo! will soon have to replace the exclamation mark with a question mark…like this - Yahoo?

I wasn’t so sure then…but after I read these three articles I wonder if my friend has a contact, deep inside the bowels of Yahoo.
Yahoo May Consider Letting Google Handle Paid Search
Yahoo, going through a rough patch, is leaving all possibilities on the table. Including, it seems, a deal with its arch-enemy. Reports are that …

Situation: Girl friend has cleaned up her main course at the family restaurant but the boy friend is yet to go beyond the chicken soup he had ordered.
“No wonder you are fat!”
Yes, that’s precisely what the boyfriend ends up saying, even though he wanted to say: “Honey, you look nice in this dress.”
Now, what will be the girl friend’s quick retort?
P.S.: Leave your retorts in the comment box…and since PRG never came forward to claim the Rs 500 he won for the last contest…the money will be used …

On Sunday last we bought a pram for Rhea – our baby. Believe me, getting the right pram is a difficult task. You could be fooled too.
Rekha walked up to me on Saturday morning and said: “We need to buy pram.”
“I think, ‘p’ is silent…for I have only heard it being pronounced as ‘ram’. And I agree, the desktop is slow…we need to buy more ram.” Even before I finished my statement, Rekha’s eye brows were knitted and she was staring at me.

Non-IT people would never understand but people …

On 19 July a contest titled “Can you put words into my mouth?” was announced on Ouchmytoe.com. On 28 July, 13 funny lines good enough to make it to Jammy’s speech bubble were selected and were made open to the public for voting.

After a week of vigorous voting (during which 146 votes were polled), the winner has been identified. He/she is PRG, who came up with the line: “Naa, I am not overweight. I am just 3 inches shorter for my weight”
PRG…I am waiting for your address & your …

Just so you know…I have quit smoking in office. There was a time, when I smoked 10 cigarettes a day…now it is just one or two. All this wouldn’t have been possible but for this colleague called Sunandini, who on seeing me smoking said: ‘Hey R-a-j-a-n! Your smoke is troubling me!”
It only took me a few micro seconds to come up with a repartee (probably because I had used it earlier many a times). I said: “Hey! It is not just troubling me but is killing me. And I am …