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World’s funniest billboards – those that exist and those that don’t
When fathers buy clothes for babies
When my daughter was born on March 29, 2007 I rushed to the nearest Mother Care (In Chennai) and bought two dresses for her costing Rs 1000/-. It has only been five months and she can’t wear them now. Now, I know…that while buying clothes for babies…buy them of your size. That way, when your baby out grows them…you can still wear them. Why are we talking crap…here take a look at what happens when fathers end up buying clothes for their babies. Click Here
Twenty five interesting things you learn about computers in the movies
We have all seen computers being shown in movies. Some of us have seen computers in the movies and got misled. Take me for example…when one of the 1995 movies said “soon computers would be doing everything and man wouldn’t have to even move his finger”…I wanted my parents to buy me one. I was having trouble washing my clothes. Believe me…movies give a totally different picture. If you thought you could gain access to any information on your bosses’ laptop by just typing “ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES” on any keyboard…you are mistaken. I tried on my boss’ laptop and it asked me if I wanted to change the font color of the text or not. For similar such mistakes movie directors do, Click Here.
The difference: Photos taken without Flash and with Flash
This is a real killer…I never know that flash could make such a difference to a photo. Try this out. Clicking on the given link is a must if you love photography or you love anything funny. Click Here
Google Adwords can be funny
Most companies use Google Adwords to advertise on Google, and thus end up creating a single template advertisement and using the same for a host of keywords. Needless to say, what works for one wouldn’t work for the other. I myself have come across funny advertisements that Google ends up carrying. To view 20+ funny Google advertisements, Click Here
Two funny Google advertisements (samples):


Rajans Exposed! Funny posts about my family
# Mother in law vs daughter in law
# Accepting gifts from relatives
# My world is suddenly crowded
# Rekha is getting ready for my family
# Superstition in my family










that was mindblowing.. hahaha
Hey that was good!! a nice read.
Very funny! Selecting dresses for your kids is very tough. Buy your sizes,but when they outgrow them, they would have become too big for you.It is a real Catch 22.
hehe………..good post…
hey that reminds me….. did rekha finally buy you the pullover
Hey…thanks man. it was a week’s work.
Thanks mate…am glad could make somebody’s Monday worthwhile. Here is how it works: After reading Ouchmytoe…how bad can the day be?
No man…Rekha pulled me over and said: “For you, no pullover!”
I replied: “But you just pulled me over.” But she wasn’t amused.
Jammy,
Your fixation is getting toooo much. Joseph Heller is a ‘he’ and not a ’she’. You are right, I tried reading “Something happened ” but couldn’t complete.
wow what a change..
Macha - This is very good. Why don’t you have a weekly podcast da.
Macha, while the content on your blog is excellent, i couldnt help ignoring the fact that its looking cluttered
See if you can clean it up a wee bit.
Cheers
//That way, when your baby out grows them…you can still wear them.//
gr8 thought! me was imagining the scenario…
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