Flirt with controversy but never marry her
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In the last 32 years I have realized that the way we combine the words make all the difference between diplomacy and terrorism. Simply put, years have taught me to flirt with ‘controversy’ but never marry her.
Instead of asking –
“Do people in your country fart a lot?”
I ask –
“Is your country’s cuisine fart-friendly?”
Instead of saying –
“You spend a lot of time shopping and wasting money.”
I say –
“What all would your parents have bought for their house if we had given them the money we spent today?”
Instead of saying –
“I want to have sex and beer tonight.”
I say –
“You look pretty – is that the new lip gloss?”
If you have been as diplomatic, do leave a comment…after all there is no end to learning.
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Before you learnt to be diplomatic…u used to say all these things and are still alive to write about it….thats seriously something….
lucky?
You seriously funny dude…Very brave too…How does your wife not kill you OR doesnt she know the link to this blog???
” wouldn’t it be nice if none of your teachers taught you the alphabets?”
I agree big time
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