Age old wisdom on marriage

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Age old wisdom on marriage

4 February 2008 78 views 2 Comments

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A good friend of mine shared these words of wisdom on what marriage is (and can be – that is, if you are newly married). Thought I should share it with you all.

Quote 1: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Quote 2: “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”

Quote 3: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Quote 4: The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Aravind said:

Periya vaa enna soleerika “Veeta Katti paaru, kalyanam panni paaru” Just like there are a zillion nitty gritties when building a house, like some amount of blackmoney is expected, we don’t know if the documents are proper, people may be occupying the land, have to evacuate them, even after you build the house you have to pay property tax, water tax, paint it outside once in 10 years, redo interiors, and on and on.

Similarly once you get married it is like being blinfolded and left in the jungle. “Kanna katti, kaatila vitta mathiri”, you don,t know what will hit you and where it will hit you???So Dangerous, that only brave people should even attempt it.

Nice Quotes Jammy. Nalla talent irruku, naan onna use pannren. Mindla vachiruken. Ha ha ha.

# 4 February 2008 at 9:17 am

a k menon said:

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to…..

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ….

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong…..

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” …..

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ……..

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. ….

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage………..

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them……..

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher………..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ……….

AND LOTS MORE

# 4 February 2008 at 5:57 pm

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