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By Jamshed V Rajan ⋅ May 29, 2008 ⋅ Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

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————I didn’t write this————–

Boss says to secretary: For a week we will be going abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary calls up Husband: “For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you will have to look after yourself.”

Husband makes a call to his secret lover: “My wife is going abroad for a week, so let us spend the week together.”

Secret lover calls up a small boy who attends her private tution: “I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.”

Small boy calls up his grandfather: “Grandpa, for a week I don’t have tuitions ‘coz my teacher is busy. Let us spend the week together.”

Grandpa (the 1st boss) calls up his secretary: “This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.”

Secretary makes a call to her husband: “This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.”

Husband makes a call to his secret lover: “We cannot spend this week together; my wife has canceled her trip.”

Secret lover calls the small boy whom she is tutoring: “This week we will have class as usual.”

Small boy calls up his grandfather: “Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.”

Grandpa calls up his secretary: “Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements.”
And it goes on…