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Author Archives: Jamshed V Rajan

Senior Product Manager @ Ibibo.com. He builds online communities for money and buys bread for his wife and daughter. He also plays an advisory role as Non-Executive Director of Honeybeeindia.com - a one stop shop for loans. Download his resume, here.

On why I had to leave Silicon Valley

06-Oct-08

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!If you aren’t a smart person, you probably think Silicon Valley is Pamela Anderson’s cleavage. No! Just because Pamela Anderson has gone for silicon implants…one can’t […]

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Being a born-again bachelor is fun & funny

28-Sep-08

There is nothing like sipping white wine in the afternoon, content in the thought that the previous day’s pizza which is now in the refrigerator….is next in line. Any other day I would have preferred red wine. But why drink what you like when everything else in your life is going the other way?
Nah…I am […]

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Complimenting & complicating your life

23-Sep-08

When a man makes a woman his wife….it is the highest compliment he can pay her. In 95% of the cases it is the last compliment. In the other 5% of cases, the last compliment is when the bags are being packed at the honeymoon location.

In most of these cases, this last ‘honeymoon’ compliment is […]

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Another humor writer launches a book

21-Sep-08

Tell me….what comes to your mind when you say MBA? Masters of Business Administration? Monsters of Blah & Ass-licking? Mediocre But Arrogant? Or Married But Available?
If you haven’t yet got the hint, well……this post is about Abhijit Bhaduri. Like it happens with all famous men…if you don’t know Abhijit Bhaduri…let me explain….he is a leading […]

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Lateral Thinking – 5

19-Sep-08

Here goes a lateral thinking puzzle which will force you to think laterally:
As all women, the one in question also came home after a long day’s work at office. Since it was evening…and dark out side…she switched on the light in her living room.
She was horrified…completely horrified…to see the remains of her husband on […]

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Why is it ‘Before Christ’?

14-Sep-08

Pity! The historians didn’t go by his first name. If only the historians had gone by Jesus Christ’s first name…it would have been B.J. and not B.C..
If you aren’t literate enough, let me explain. B.C. stands for ‘Before Christ’ (and A.D. stands for ‘After Death’)…and if only instead of ‘Christ’, the historians had taken […]

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A phone conversation with my girlfriend

13-Sep-08

Here is a phone conversation I had recently with my girl friend. No, it wasn’t with Rekha, my wife.
My girlfriend: Hi!
Me: Hey!
My girlfriend: I see a bit of sarcasm in your tone.
Me: Sarcasm? Why would I be sarcastic?
My girlfriend: How would I know? Ask yourself.
Me: But pray tell me, how can a “Hey” […]

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Ouchmytoe on Google search result pages

10-Sep-08

Here are the top 16 keywords for which Ouchmytoe.com pages figure in the first page of Google search results.
# Funny Farewell Letter (The Blog Post)
# Ouchmytoe (The Blog Post)
# Free ibibo SMS Manager Downloads (The Blog Post)
# Indian Wives Sex (The Blog Post)
# Farewell Mails (The Blog Post)
# Ouch My Toe (The Blog Post)
# […]

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