Going mobile…for the pretty babe

I have a Nokia 3310. A very basic model when compared to the hi-tech mobiles that I see in the hands of hi-tech people. I am not aware of the features that the latest of mobiles come with, but I think the phone companies should seriously think of incorporating the below given suggestions if they …

I am getting married…

It is official. Rekha and I are getting married this Sept. For those of you who have had the misfortune of knowing Rekha, well, bad luck. And for those of you who do not know her…you are lucky. Believe me. It is not always great to know somebody who stares you down when you look …

My baptism

Fortunately or unfortunately, my baptism did not involve wine. Instead, it was rum.  It all started when I was in class X. My biology teacher Mrs Geeta Kumari asked me to bring a dash of alcohol to school so that I could in-sensitize the frog I would dissect the following day. My father`s 32 years …

Ready to entice

Eyes of a fish, With deep sea-secrets, Drowning the innocent. Cheeks of a rose bud, Soft and subtle, Waiting to blush. Forehead of a pigeon, a play ground, for her thoughts. Lips like a spring tendril, Curved and fresh, Ready to entice. Dark clouds for hair, waiting to drench a trespasser, with her body smell. …

Vision Statement

Most often than not, Vision Statements form the first slide in all corporate presentations. Suggest, from now onwards we all have it as the last slide. Who would want to start off with something that deep down in our hearts we know is not possible and is a darn lie.

Sonia and Manmohan caught on tape

Inspired by this guy at http://bigshakes.rediffblogs.com Here is the transcript of a discussion between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh, just before the Italian lady decided not to become the Prime Minister. SONIA: Praji, do you think I should become the first foreign Prime Minister of India? MANMOHAN: Not necessarily. SONIA: You suggesting that I should …

Technology that does not work

Every production unit in the World looks at inventing, patenting and then making shit loads of money. Yet, here is one idea that has not struck them. An idea that six billion earthlings will be willing to buy at the price it is quoted. Name of the product: Shirk-o-meter Bandwidth: Will help an employee sham …

Penta Associates Beware!

Wanted to illustrate a cartoon on the medical camp happening and the associtaes who have spent five years here in Sify, but ended up clubbing both. For the un-informed, I will be completing five years in Sify in a year and a half. *Unfortunately, I quit Sify well before completing my five years.

You are my Sonia

Unlike my colleague Vinesh, I do not think we Indians bungled by voting for the Congress. Click Here and read his blog to empathise with him. While I have no love lost for Sonia, Vinesh’s views sent me into uncontrollable rage. But better sense prevailed, and I suddenly realised that those that are weaker in …