Oxymoronic life that we live in…

Ever been in a fine mess? Ever been absolutely unsure of the happenings around you? Ever been left alone in a crowd? Ever had a stroke of bad luck? Ever been given a blue rose? Ever been part of a civilized warfare? Ever been fooled by somebody’s daily special? Ever hazarded an educated guess? Ever …

On why I hate photo albums…

Ablums…no.. albums. Yeah, albums. I hate albums. Especially if they do not belong to me. I hate them so much, that I have even stopped visiting my friends and relatives. Here is what happened when I last visited a friend`s place. It all started because Prakash, my friend wanted to take a bath before we …

Am I a lesbian?

Yesterday I read review of the Hindi movie Girlfriend. It is about two girls, who like each other and eventually develop sexual attraction towards each other. A prominent word used in the review was `lesbian`. Being the innocent man, that everybody knows me to be, I went out looking for what the word meant. I …

Farting…the fading art

I would never know how many guys will hate me for this. Neither would I know, how many girls will pretend to hate me for doing a piece on the art of farting. It is only today that the Gauris and Prithvis sent up by India and Pakistan are making all the noise. But it …

Smelling like an onion

Somehow I do not have a liking for foreign products. They are made to suit the conditions out there. The latest product that has disappointed me (and as a result will see a significant drop in sales) is this so-so foreign deodorant that I bought. Entices the girls all right, but by noon I start …

I have a new mail account!

My hats off to Google`s G-mail. Incase you are interested, you could mail me at jv.rajan@gmail.com I am somehow appreciative of the way Google works. Their philosophy seems to have two prominent phrases 1) Keep it simple 2) Surprise the suckers While the `keep it simple` bit is for users like you and me. The …

Get the message?

According to a survey, 70 per cent of all mails sent over the net are spam. And within the next few years, the figure is expected to reach 90 per cent. All this will happen from London, where laws for spammers are not so severe. Ever thought how it would be to receive spam in …

Improving night life in Chennai

In Singapore there is a bus service called Pub-crawlers. It picks up people who intend to do some pub hopping at a nominal price of $35 per night and take them to four different pubs in the city…each night. Pretty innovative. The service has been around for a year now (actually, I am lying. I …

The Anti-Manager campaign

I generally despise Managers. The others get to do the work, and these guys walk away with all the accolades. Even if they knew nothing about let us say subject A, they would wax eloquent on the topic till kingdom come..and would never give up. I wonder, what all I could accomplish, if I had …

The Sexy Mafia

I know this girl And I think she is mafia. Shes a BOMB herself. Now, that’s a handy weapon. She also sells opium For when I near her I get a high. An expert in unarmed combat, She just has to touch me. And I cave in. Shes got weapons hidden Underneath her jacket That …