Viagra to be available free of cost

Viagra manufacturer Pfizer is considering distributing the sexual-energizer free of cost through the length and breath of India. The idea that started out as a dining- table talk has also found a few supporters in the Indian Government, led by PM Manmohan Singh. The novel yet radical move has been prompted by Rajneesh`s belief that …

Condom found in Pepsi

A 28-year old man has found a condom in a 2-liter Pepsi bottle. He and his wife had gone to Khandala for a nice weekend, and after booking a hotel room, they asked for room service. Even as the requested Pepsi bottle arrived, the couple got cozy. Soon, a condom materialized from nowhere. On further …

Art Buchwald – the Lord of satire

You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it. – Art Buchwald once said. He has been my hero since I started reading (rather forced to read) The Hindu. His 400-word column would appear in the last page of the daily and initially I thought it …

Saw the movie Raghu Romeo

The character reminds me of myself. Long back…in the days of the yore.. when I used to wear a navy blue trouser, a dirty white shirt and Charlie Chaplin-like shoes six days a week…I used to be addressed as Romeo Rajan. Funny, how certain sounds, certain smell or for that matter certain words take you …

Never buy smuggled goods

Never buy smuggled goods. You don`t just run a risk of landing a bad item, but you also run the risk of landing yourself in prison. If not the above mentioned, you certainly run risk of getting fooled. There was this dude friend of mine who bought a laptop from a smuggler…not that Ajit of …

Scene Connery

Back in the days when I was in Madurai doing my Grade X, I was a pretty innocent fella. There was this theatre called VijayaLakshmi, which would lure us innocents into the blackhole called life by showing us porno flicks. The theatre would run movies like My Tutor, The Excellent Companion, For Your Sake, Let …

I am not the puking type…

Only recently I came to know that there are a few die-hard asexual people who get an orgasm by puking. I promise, I am not making this up. Was just wondering, what would be a porn movie equivalent for them? Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Or perhaps a garbage bin. We would never …