Women & Tree

I have a thing for both women and trees. You probably wonder why…but I think both are somehow related. I am still working on my experiments…hence will take time to prove it. The first hint that encouraged pursuing this study was when I realized both women and trees have strong barks. Even as I pursue …

Funny one-liners

(I promise these are not mine) What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck. What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet. What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.? The Presidential Seal What bird can lift the most? A crane. What happens when frogs park …

Memory…

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown Memory is a bad thing. Especially in relationships that involve a gentleman and a lady. Believe me. Or get married and find out for yourself. July 5th is her Rekha`s birthday…and I have never been able to remember it. In the …

Nurses

Nurses hold a special place in my heart. Why shouldn`t they? Afterall, 95% of the nurses I have come across are from Kerala …and that is my wife`s place. I am not sure if it is the same in North India, but down South it is the Keralites who hold sway as Nurses. Wonder why …

Spectator sportsman

Jawahar Lal Nehru said in sports participation was more important than winning. I beg to differ. Watching sports is more important than participating. Ask anybody who stays in the CAS-affected Chennai and I am sure you will see many heads nod. Some of you may place the blame on me being a mere spectator on …

My visit to the hospital

My sincere apologies for being such a late comer. But the visit did not quite go the way I had anticipated. Spent most of my time in the hospital …my father had to undergo surgery. He is still in the hospital, and request you pray for his health. While at it, let us not forget …

Poof!

I am going to Madurai this weekend – Rekha and I are leaving to Madurai tonight. If you happen to be at the Egmore station today between 8-9.30 p.m. and are looking for some tense moments come and meet me. I would be easy to tell…I would be pulling along a bag as tall as …

Caption This

Monkeys have great intelligence. You would be surprised to know that some of them are more intelligent that us. Have a look at some of the monkeys that are not only more intelligent than you…but are also more famous. And if you search for my picture in that page….I am sorry you would be disappointed…I …

Music…

I am not much of a music guy. Guess, I am not civilized…and cultured. I am not happening. For me ‘Rolling Stones` are nothing but stones that gather no moss. ‘Beatles` are insects to be squished. ‘Beach Boys` are the ones that sell peanuts on the beach…thus disturbing Rekha and me during our quality time …

The Indian Govt is like a condom

(This is definately not my own….but worth sharing.) One can say that Indian Govt is like a condom because it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

Some Sentences

Here are some of the sentences that I can never forget. Some I can never understand. Here I have listed both the type of sentences. Sentences that I have never understood… May the Lord rest in peas. (Why should the Lord rest in peas? Is that his favorite food? If that is true…how come my …

Mathematics

Mathematics is the queen of the sciences. – Carl Friedrich Gauss And I pity the King. Blame it on my not-so-good mathematical experience. To sum it up, I just hate mathematics. So much so, when I last changed my job they asked me, “So how much do you expect?” I said: “I am fine with …