Ooty Bound

Rekha and I are leaving for Ooty tonight and will not be accessing our mails and Blogs for three consecutive days. We will be back on 2nd May, and by evening the die-hard Ouchmytoe fan can expect a post on how I labored hard in my father in law`s brick-kiln before I managed to win …

Celebrating birthday economy class

I know it is a little late but I think you should know how Rekha and I celebrated my birthday this year. Last year, on Rekha`s birthday we went to Fisherman`s Cove. I wouldn`t have known about this place had it not been for a close friend of mine called Muthu, who took his girlfriend …

Circumstantial Conspiracy

[This was written two days ago but couldn`t be posted on this Funny Blog because Sify Broadband`s Customer Care couldn`t solve a Cablewala issue] * * * * * * * * * It has been five days since we bought Suzuki Swift but I am yet to take it to office. Rekha has already …

It is my Happy Birthday today

Today is my birthday – apologies…didn`t give you advance notice. But then, you weren`t going to dispatch a gift to my address. Or were you planning to? Last year Rekha had gifted me a pair of beer mugs. Wonder what it will be this time. Tonight, Rekha and I are going out for dinner (like …

Word Play

The Washington Post decided to participate in word play and asked its readers to submit themselves to neologism. For those who don`t know ‘neologism` – it is a practice of providing alternate meanings for existing, common words. Thanks to a mail from Navneet Potti who was a regular blogger (Here) before he got married and …

We also now have a car!

Wow! Rekha and I are now proud participants of a revolution initiated by Karl Benz way back in 1885. Yes! We are proud owners of a car – Suzuki Swift. At least, I am proud of it. Rekha had wanted a Mercedes Benz S-Class. As you can see her tastes are so much more better …

Vishu Visit: How it all began

Rekha and I had left Chennai on 12th evening. Here is a break up of the day`s events. In subsequent posts I will be writing on what transpired once we landed in Kerala. [Everything that follows, including the typos, is being reproduced as was written in a moving train on 12th evening] Ever since Rekha …

This, that and a Vishu trip

Ajay Shroff (a friend of mine) and Nanette (a friend of his) have thrown into the cauldron called Internet two ticking time-bombs. You don`t want to be the one that didn`t enjoy the blast…so rush for it now: www.suggestamovie.com&www.suggestabook.com I am surprised these domain names were available for Ajay. It is quite an interesting concept…go …

Salman Khan arrested

Salman Khan has been arrested. Pity, for he was one Bollywood guy who indulged in social causes. Population control for example. Yesterday, the star was convicted of poaching endangered Indian gazelles – a crime done almost a decade ago. Unfortunately, the watchman of the guest house where Salman stayed during the ‘shoot-out` has also been …

Somebody stole my thunder

If Khivraj Motors the Maruti Car Agency I am interacting with is true to its word by today evening I will be the proud owner of a silver-colored Suzuki Swift. Don`t ask Rekha, for she would say she will be the owner. From a rag-tag Yamaha to a four-wheeler has been quite a bumpy ride. …

Today’s two bits

Came across this interesting link and thought I might as well share it with you. http://uncyclopedia.org – A satire site, which is patterned on the lines of Wikipedia.com. Especially liked their piece on Captain Obvious. And here is something I came across in the Indian Association for the Study of Population`s website (just kidding). It …

I am all messed up

What is life made up of? Simple: Take a lie, add the F-word and you get L.I.F.E. Cool isn`t it? Anyway, I have arrived in life. Last evening I bought L`Oreal`s Out Of Bed Long Lasting Messed Up Effect hair gel! There did seem to be a conspiracy by the sales girl manning the Health …

April Fool Everybody!

Ok, that was a very desperate attempt at fooling everybody. When I came up with the post on how the newspapers planted April Fool`s Day stories, I had no intention of coming up with my own April fool`s Day prank. But then, somebody left a comment saying “I guess, we can expect a prank or …