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Baby Daughter’s Birth – Day one
The word has spread and all the nurses have ganged up against me in order to save Rekha her husband. This is the problem with today`s World – news travels…
Rekha and I are proud parents
Today – 29th March 2007 – at 12 noon my wife gave birth to a baby girl. Now I know why babies are considered a bundle of joy – they…
Jammy’s best – based on numbers
According to Google Analytics – the number cruncher I use for Ouchmytoe, these are the articles that have got the maximum number of hits. Believing in collective wisdom, I am…
How to Dress for Your Google Interview
Always wanted to work for Google…but didn’t know how to make it to an interview with the Google guys? Well, that still remains a mystery. One thing that is clear…
Drinking with the wolves
This whole week I have gone without a drink. Easy for a non-drinkatarian (a term I coined hoping to enter into the Oxford dictionary one day), but not so for…
Video: Steffi Graf’s funny retort
Just before ace tennis star Steffi Graf is about to serve, one man in the audience asks her (loudly) “Will you marry me?” Steffi Graf smiles – I love that…
Communicating a baby’s birth to the World
I don`t know how my family communicated my birth to the rest of the world. Some of my guesses are: Drum beats sounding like the much fashion-walked song ‘Cotton Eye…
Ouchmytoe comments are working again
For the last one week, Ouchmytoe comments haven`t been working. It was a tiring hostage situation. After close investigation, it was found out that ISI had a hand in the…
To be a father or not to be
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen. He and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It’s all part of Woody’s plan to grow his own wives. - David…
When Google was spammed!
You got to read this – is this funny or what. Apparently, Google was sent this mail by one of the aspiring fly-by-night SEO company. Dear google.com, I visited your…
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