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Third, Free Birthday Post
How years fly by. Back then I was a dashing 30 year old, but now I am reduced to a weary 33-year-old man. Though dark complexioned, back then I was…
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How and when Jammy gets insulted
In recent times my HR has been asking me to interview candidates for the few Product Manager openings ibibo has (and if you are interested, mail me your resume. If…
Tata Nano, cars and other related issues
Harry Kurnitz was once asked what he thought of Volkswagens. He said: “I have been in bigger women.” Not a polite thing to say, but I think the same of…
Seating arrangement in relationships change with time
I am no behavioral scientist, so please take whatever I say in this post with a pinch of salt. You will be happy to know that what I am going…
Why do pretty girls don’t propose anymore?
Just in case you didn`t know, I am 32 years old. Considering all the bullshit I deliver on Ouchmytoe, you probably thought I was a stud bull. Unfortunately, I am…
I have a big ego, they say
But enough of me. Let us talk about you. What do YOU think of me? - Bette Midler Recently, I got a mail from my boss saying that I was…
With a little help from Photoshop…
Somebody has put Photoshop to good use. To quote the source from where I have flicked this: “Nice use of Photoshop to create a recursive paradox and a self-fulfilling prophecy…
Today in the Stock Market
A poem titled – Today in the Stock Market: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cow…
Music and I go a long way (away from each other)
I have never been a great singer leave alone being a music lover. I say this because when I last sang, people said I was reading. The only deaf person…
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