Ashish Nehra Jokes Special

– Loving someone who does not love you is like batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls. You know its impossible….but you still have a small hope that Ashish Nehra will bowl the last over – Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra… Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra… Jo, jeeti hui …

India vs Pakistan Cricket match

– Indian Prime Minister has invited Asif Zardari for India-Pakistan World Cup semifinal. Next they will invite Ashish Nehra and Kamran Akmal to watch the next Indo-Pak Foreign Secy meet. – Zardari says he can’t reach for Mohali the India vs Pakistan World Cup semifinal in such short notice. Why doesn’t he speak to Kasab… …

Standing Ovulation for Liz Taylor

I really loved Elizabeth Taylor. I would have married her but I didn’t want to be the ninth guy – that would have really upset my parents. But you got to give it to Liz Taylor for her taste and ability to identify the right people. All her eight husbands attended her funeral. Known for …

Celebrating birthdays

I was born on 26 April, 1975 – a bad time to be born. Indira Gandhi was to announce Emergency in India on 21st June, 1975…but my mother beat her to it by a couple of months and delivered me at the Army Hospital, Jamshedpur on 26 April 1975. I say a bad time to …

Latest Porn industry news

The latest news is that .XXX domain extensions have been approved for the porn sites. Read about it here. Why should a funny site get excited about this? Answer is simple: Because it is funny. I am a little unhappy with this decision because soon enough, it would be impossible to fake ignorance. Connoisseurs like …

From Chat Archives: discussing my raise with my ex-boss

Jv.rajan@gmail.com: Hi, still up? My-Ex-Boss@youporn.com: Yeah. I am working on a strategy to make money for the company. Jv.rajan@gmail.com: In fact, I wanted to discuss my raise with you. My-Ex-Boss@youporn.com: Shouldn’t you be checking with your girl friends? Jv.rajan@gmail.com: No! I am talking about the annual appraisals. My-Ex-Boss@youporn.com: Ah! Mind you…. a petty criminal is …

Art for art’s sake

As you are already aware, Rekha has quit her job at Genpact and is spending time at home. Since quitting she has started calling me often when I am at office, and has also started expecting me to be home early. I am in bit of a jam. To get out, I am working on …