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Pocket money
With 25 paise out of the way, my wife will be forced to increase my pocket money!…
Skype
Microsoft bought Skype for USD 8.5 Billions. What idiots… I downloaded it for free!…
On Virginity
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick ALL GONE!…
Good Friday
Apparently, today is “Good” Friday. I think Jesus may have named it differently.…
Working alone
I generally like to work alone. The last thing I co-created was my daughter Rhea…
Two and a half men
They finally found out how much coke Charlie Sheen had. Apparently it was enough to kill two and a half men!…
Fastest cricket centuries
Fastest Centuries in World: Mohammed Azharuddin from 64 balls. Virender Sehwag from 60 balls. Sanath Jayasuriya from 48 balls. Shahid Afridi from 37 balls. Dritharashtra from 2 balls. *Dritharashtra of…
Pakistan vs West Indies – World Cup Quarter Final
Pakistan vs West Indies – World Cup Quarter Final: Pakistan played like it was the FINAL. And the West Indies like they each had a QUARTER before.…
Buttocks
Two buttocks cannot avoid friction. – Old Malawian saying…
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