Cheating on your wife

Kennedi who writes at www.askenni.com has revealed his two wives. He managed to keep it a secret for eight years…but yesterday his 2nd wife read the post and found out the truth.

As I always say, those that cheat…can`t eat. Today Kennedi has been thrown out of the house…and even as I write he is standing before an idli kadai hoping he hadn`t cheated.

Not his fault. Cheating on wives comes naturally to me(n).

Did you know why a “mistress” is so called? Because she ‘missed` becoming the most preferred wife and thus would spend the rest of her life under undue ‘stress`. Simple.

I was introduced to the concept of cheating at a very young age. I think I was only 14 years of age, when I found out that both my girl friends were cheating on me. This left me scarred for life but I didn`t resort to cheating.

But not all are honest like me. This 30-year-old friend of mine has two wives. One stationed in Anna Nagar – West, Chennai and the other in Anna Nagar – East, Chennai. Somebody had told him that ‘East` and ‘West` never meet. He was lucky till the time both his wives insisted on having him for all meals. Now he eats two breakfasts, two lunches and two dinners.

Unfortunately, it is not just the men who cheat. I have this friend who stays in Bangalore…and who once found his wife in bed with another man. My friend was getting crushed under the weight of his wife and the second man….and had to excuse himself!

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