I didn`t write this one too. Promise.
Here is a bulletin circulated in our office yesterday.
We recently received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in our office. Six of the seven have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found.
We are confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are obviously not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin!
More on terrorists:
Airport security officials recently arrested a high school teacher when she attempted to board a passenger flight while carrying a Geometry box with slide rule, protractor, etc.
Later the head of Security in airports called a press conference and said the teacher was a member of the ‘Al-gebra’ movement charged for carrying weapons of maths instruction. Via http://labnol.blogspot.com