Funny quotes on animals

It is only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. – Harry Hill

I don’t kill flies. I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell: “Whoa, I am way too high!” – Bruce Baum

A camel is a horse designed by a committee. – Alec Issigonis

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You would see a flock of birds fly by laughing hysterically. – Steven Wright

I think animal testing is a wrong idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers. – Hugh Laurie


6 thoughts on “Funny quotes on animals

  1. hi, thanks for writing. its really funny..say my hello to rekha ji and rhea ji.

    plz enable something in your blog so that we can read whole blog from start to finish…
    there is no option for going to older post.
    one has to go through monthly archive link.


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