Funny Read: Sardarni’s letter to her son

I promise, I didn’t write this. No, seriously. But I sure am going to give a bit of my own, before I put you onto the letter a very intelligent Sardani wrote for her son in Canada.

I once had a Sardar friend, who in spite of his turban continued to lie that he was not a Sardar. In order to finally stump him with my intelligence, I asked him: “Fine…you are not a sardar, but tell me in which state were you born?”

He said: “Denial.”

So, there you go…we can’t stereotype sardars. Some of them are intelligent.

Now…here is the interesting forward I got from an office colleague.

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Pyare Puttar,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I’m not sure it works too well.Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father’s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Wanted to write longer but the envelope is already sealed.

Live long
Your dear mother
Jaswanto

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15 thoughts on “Funny Read: Sardarni’s letter to her son

  1. Funny, Hilarious, Comical, Amusing, Humourous.. more can be added. I could think of only these at the moment.

  2. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

    hahahaha. nice one. never thought it that way!! 😉

  3. i wonder the folks like it….but it had been circulating on emails loooong back for quite some time..!!!

    ur originals are really goodones..i like them.

  4. hey jammy,
    i keep reading your site. this one was on email some time back and i had seen it. but read it again and was in splits!

  5. HEY U DUMB ASSED FREAKS.. MIND UR TONGUE WHEN U TALK BOUT SARDARNIS.. THEY ARE 100 times better than other gals…THEY ARE BRAVE AND EXTREMELY SENSIBLE UNLIKE UR SISTERS!

  6. Shame on U. U R the most idiot person wasting your time for making such letters and insulting Sikhism and other communities. U R a child or Ur mind level is of under 12 age group. If you r a Hindu then U R a Snake bitting his own brothers and if U R a Muslim then U R a Pakistani n Pakistani means…………………………..

  7. You are one hell of a back stabbing hindu. Where were your sardar jokes when your sisters & mothers were getting raped by muslims, why were you begging in front of sikhs to save them.

    Only a person with low self esteem can make jokes on someone who saved his ass.

  8. You Hindus are the best back stabbers in this world. Make jokes on yourself and your community …. bcoz u guys are cowards who were not even able to save their own daughters and mothers fromthe mughals …. fattu salla….. teri maa da fudda salla RSS agent

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