Interview with Pakistan cricket captain Inzamam

Q: Hi Inzy, right at the outset my best wishes for Asia Cup. So, what are your chances?
A: On record or off the record?
Q: Does it matter?
A: Yes…personally I know we have no chance of winning. If we are winning Akhtar`s faction will ensure we lose…and if Akhtar bowls well, I will ensure that two batsmen are run out because of me.
Q: The India match will be pure revenge.
A: It will be. Have decided to send Akhtar up the order and ensure he faces the Indian quicks.
Q: The UAE captain says his team is taking inspiration from Greece, who won Euro 2004.
A: Yeah right. Tell the fat F&%# to go play football.
Q: That`s very un-parliamentary.
A: Don`t show off that you guys have a parliament. Soon we will also have one; Gen Perez is working on it.
So saying, Inzy jogged off to the dressing room.

By Jamshed V Rajan

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