Damn! I am good!

One day I saw a smart-looking, real hot, well-dressed gent walking past me at Coffee Day. I went near to see him closely, and DAMN! It was a mirror.
– Some obnoxious SMS sender

Sometimes I wonder, how happy Rekha will be to have plucked me out of the hands of destiny, well before the other girls in the World could lay claim. Lucky girl, I would say.

I can`t imagine how she faces up to thousands of jealous girls, who would at any cost want a piece of her man. Sends shivers down my spine. Wonder what she is going through. But then, I am sure she knows there is a sacrifice in return for every good thing.

Not to mention, her man – and that`s me – is a perfect combination of beauty and brains.

It is going to be a long haul for her. At every nook and corner of her life, there will be pretty things waiting to grab her man`s arm – that would be my arm – and run away. A life-long watch, it would be.

She knows that the magnetism of her man – and that`s me – will not subsidize with age. And she is ready for it. After all, her man – and that`s me again – is a timeless masterpiece.

If you are a Man (or a boy) and have dealt with a lady before, you probably got the under-lying message. If you are a lady, you have as much chance of understanding this as I have a chance of finding a chilled Kingfisher inside my smelly socks. But, if you do get the message….please don`t share it with other girls…esp Rekha.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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