If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!On 8 August a contest titled “The Quick Retort” was announced on Ouchmytoe, which involved responding to a caustic comment by a boy friend to her girl friend. Read all about the interesting contest.

If you remember right, it had been announced that the prize money will be Rs 500 (the same Rs 500 that an Ouchmytoe reader called PRG didn’t claim …

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Situation: Girl friend has cleaned up her main course at the family restaurant but the boy friend is yet to go beyond the chicken soup he had ordered.
“No wonder you are fat!”
Yes, that’s precisely what the boyfriend ends up saying, even though he wanted to say: “Honey, you look nice in this dress.”
Now, what will be the girl friend’s quick retort?
P.S.: Leave your retorts in the comment box…and since PRG never came forward to claim the Rs 500 he won for the last contest…the money will be used …

On 19 July a contest titled “Can you put words into my mouth?” was announced on Ouchmytoe.com. On 28 July, 13 funny lines good enough to make it to Jammy’s speech bubble were selected and were made open to the public for voting.

After a week of vigorous voting (during which 146 votes were polled), the winner has been identified. He/she is PRG, who came up with the line: “Naa, I am not overweight. I am just 3 inches shorter for my weight”
PRG…I am waiting for your address & your …

Oscar Wilde had once said “Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” How untrue?

Who says bachelors are happy? They aren’t. It is not easy hanging around in the office, in pubs and finally sitting before a desktop and choosing between movies like ‘Angels on Fire,’ ‘The Innocent Woman’ and ‘My Tutor.’
Bachelors have so many questions they don’t know the answers for. What kind of girl friend should one go for? Is it a good idea? Should marriage be the …

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Successful book? I can’t commit yet. But I certainly hope so.
Does this mean I quit my job and sit at my desk every morning at 7 a.m. with a hot cup of Assam tea and bang my keyboard? Or do I juggle both the hats till the book (any suggestions for the title?) is a success and I make it big. Perhaps, hob-nobbing with the likes of Salman Rushdie, Vikram Seth, Anita Desai and Sania Mirza. No, Sania is not a writer.
What are the possible consequences of the …

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