If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!Have you ever been desperate? If you are a lady, you probably DON’T know how it feels…but a man will understand. A man, who is short, dark and makes no sense to pretty girls will understand it better. Just in case you don’t know, I am short, dark and make no sense to girls…somebody like GB Shaw. >> See his picture …

Male sexual organs. Yes, that’s what this post is about. You are probably thinking why you should be reading this…well here are my reasons.
You are probably a male but don’t know that and need to be told. Or you are a lady and need to be told about male sexual organs, anyway.

Just in case you didn’t know where to find male sexual organs

Before I sat down to write this article, I did my bit of research. I rented 13 porn movies - two of them had interesting names: …

Somebody had said “Revenge is a dish best served cold” and they are still trying to find out who said it. Don’t believe me? Check out Wikipedia’s page on ‘revenge’.
In the 33 years of my life, I have had my share of revenges. It all began when I was in class three and somebody stole my scented erasers. In those days, relatives coming from countries like Singapore and Malaysia would hand us cylindrical, scented erasers in fancy plastic containers. The containers would be in various shapes…and mine was …

If you remember, sometime back I had said that I was aiming for a Shah Rukh Khan like six-pack. Well, the girl colleague for whom I was working out quit her job a month back and got married last week. I came to know of her marriage after a fortnight of working out…and ever since have lost all interest in a six-pack.
Last week, after being called ‘a portly bastard’ by a software engineer in my office, I decided to join a gym. One day later, I took a Health …

In early November 2007, I had traveled in an Air Deccan flight from Chennai to Delhi. As always happens with me (and compulsively so!) I wrote a funny piece of my experiences on the flight – and my fantasies with Air Deccan Air Hostess Poornima and Kavita – titled My Flight Back to Gurgaon, alone. As part of the article, I also wrote about First Officer Brinder Singh of Air Deccan.

Brinder, in case you want to know how I look

The article was a good hit and a lot …

Not many in the same family are talented. God has his way of distributing talent, and for proof one just needs to look around one’s own family. But then, there are certain exceptions to the rule. Like my friend Shivkumar Parthasarathy, who works for a competitor BigAdda, while I work for ibibo. One boring afternoon, he spent three hours with his son and discovered that his son was a talented actor. End Result: A good video on Youtube.
The talent was spotted a little too late for his son to …

I am no behavioral scientist, so please take whatever I say in this post with a pinch of salt. You will be happy to know that what I am going to tell you always happens around a dinning table in a restaurant – so salt will be at arms length.
Yes, seating arrangement in relationships change with time. When you and your partner are married, you won’t walk into a restaurant and take your positions, as you would if you were courting. My research in this area (aided by personal …

I have never been a great singer leave alone being a music lover. I say this because when I last sang, people said I was reading. The only deaf person in the audience loved the speech I delivered before I started singing (she was lip-reading)….but turned away when I started singing. I am so bad at singing that when I sing even lip-reading can be noise.

National Panasonic Tape-Recorder (ours only had 1 speaker)

But I am not to be blamed for being a music-dyslexic. For my interest in music (or …