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Category Archives: Wife

How Indian wives take their husbands for a ride

19-Aug-07

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Blog’s RSS Feed. Or my Comment’s RSS Feed. Your funny bone is definitely as big as your femur!When Indian wives want to take their husbands for a ride, they take them for shopping. I don’t know about the NRI wives, but the Indian […]

Rekha is no longer my better half!

22-May-07

I hate to tell you but Rekha stops being my better half from today. Yes, I am serious. Ouchmytoe will continue to write about her and give you the latest stories from her life…but she will no longer be Jammy’s better half.

What about Rhea? Well, more on that later. But the thing I am […]

Communicating a baby’s birth to the World

20-Mar-07

I don’t know how my family communicated my birth to the rest of the world. Some of my guesses are:
Drum beats sounding like the much fashion-walked song ‘Cotton Eye Joe’
Painting the trees in the area red (when the trees got cut and towns got built the phrase changed to ‘painting the town red’)
Marathoners who […]

Mother in law vs daughter in law

06-Mar-07

This post is purely imaginative and while it refers to the characters as Rekha – my wife and Selvi – my mother…they were in no way involved in this incident. This post has nothing to do with them. It has everything to do with me!
Fully aware of my hair’s need for coconut oil, my mother […]

Different types of fathers in law

02-Mar-07

Just like the tortoise boss, the arm chair boss, the peanut boss, the skirt boss and the dolphin boss, there are many types of fathers in law. I am not bluffing here – these boss types real but this post wouldn’t elaborate because it is dedicated to father in laws.
Fathers in law are unique […]