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Funny Ashish Nehra Jokes

Funny Ashish Nehra Jokes
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Ashish Nehra is a very good bowler, but he also has a knack of taking away the cricket game from his team’s grip in the very last over. Maybe that is why there are lots of funny Ashish Nehra jokes.

We have tried to compile some of them for you here:

Joke 1: Loving someone who does not love you is like batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls. You know its impossible….but you still have a small hope that Ashish Nehra will bowl the last over

Joke 2: Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra…
Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra…
Jo, jeeti hui match hara de, wo hai Ashish Nehra…

Joke 3: Dabangg’s dialogue re-said by DHONI: “Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nahi lagta saahab Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai.”

Joke 4: Indian fans to Team Pakistan: Doodh mangoge….chalo de denge…khud bana lena kheer. World cup mangoge…de denge Nehra…sir khujaate rehna phir…

Joke 5: Ab to har ghadi ye dil darega
Ab to har ghadi ye dil darega
Kya Pakistan k against last over Nehra karega?

Joke 6:
Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabzi le aao.
Dhoni: Par Ma me kal match haar gaye na , to log bahut gusse me hain!
Maa: Meri sari pehenkar jao, koi nahi pehchanega Market mein
//Dhoni gaya//
One Gal: “hi dhoni” !
//Dhoni shocked//
“Kaise pehchana Gal?”
“Abe mein Nehra!”

Joke 7: The good thing when Nehra is bowling is that he’s not fielding… the bad thing when he is bowling is he is bowling!

Joke 8: Behind every successful batsman is Kamran Akmal. But in front of them is Ashish Nehra!

Joke 9: Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks. Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don’t I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Have I put on weight at the wrong places? Does my make up repel him these days. Is he upset with my nagging? Why? Husband thinks: Why in the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra!

Working alone

I generally like to work alone. The last thing I co-created was my daughter Rhea

India vs Pakistan Cricket match

– Indian Prime Minister has invited Asif Zardari for India-Pakistan World Cup semifinal. Next they will invite Ashish Nehra and Kamran Akmal to watch the next Indo-Pak Foreign Secy meet.

– Zardari says he can’t reach for Mohali the India vs Pakistan World Cup semifinal in such short notice. Why doesn’t he speak to Kasab… he knows few shortcuts to reach India from Pakistan.

– Shahid Afridi: “Hum Sachin ko 100 nahin banaane denge.”
Misbah: “Lekin kaise?”
Afridi: “Hum 93 all out ho jaayenge.”

– Mohali mein hum itne chauke-chhake maarenge ki confuje ho jaaonge ki boundary pe khade ho ki border pe!

– Indo-Pak Dabangg II : Yuvraj to Afridi – Hum tumhari gendo pe itne chakke marenge ki confuse ho jaoge ke fielder ground ke andar lagaye ya bahar!

– Dabbang’s dialogue recreated by Dhoni: “Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nahi lagta saahab..Munaaf aur Nehra se lagta hai.” (Courtesy: Prats)

If you know more, please leave them in the comments section.

Two and a half men

They finally found out how much coke Charlie Sheen had. Apparently it was enough to kill two and a half men!

Fastest cricket centuries

Fastest Centuries in World: Mohammed Azharuddin from 64 balls. Virender Sehwag from 60 balls. Sanath Jayasuriya from 48 balls. Shahid Afridi from 37 balls. Dritharashtra from 2 balls.

*Dritharashtra of team Mahabharata

Standing Ovulation for Liz Taylor

I really loved Elizabeth Taylor. I would have married her but I didn’t want to be the ninth guy – that would have really upset my parents.

But you got to give it to Liz Taylor for her taste and ability to identify the right people. All her eight husbands attended her funeral. Known for being late… Liz Taylor lived up to her reputation and arrived 15 minutes late to her own funeral.

A popular Hollywood director has announced a biography tentatively titled: 8 weddings, 16 honeymoons & a funeral. A rival director has decided to do one better and just focus on her early years in Hollywood trying to get work. His movie has been tentatively titled: Forrest Hump.

Quite a pity Liz Taylor had to die so soon…I mean she had it in her to marry three more men and introduce an IPL team of her own. Elizabeth’s XI they would be called. And the kids? Well, eight more kids and we could have had a regiment.

My heart goes out to the lady. There she is…in the middle of a cemetery….sleeping alone….for God knows how long. Her death is a huge lesson for us all: Inside of a coffin there can only be one good sole so don’t buy a new shoe just before your death!

Rhea performs magic and wows all

Having witnessed a magic show in a recent birthday party she attended, Rhea is becoming better and better at magic. She runs three shows a day sometimes.

Pakistan vs West Indies – World Cup Quarter Final

Pakistan vs West Indies – World Cup Quarter Final: Pakistan played like it was the FINAL. And the West Indies like they each had a QUARTER before.